Ugly Betty Quotes

Betty [in Mandy’s dream]: Amanda, have you seen the mustard? I need it for my big fat sandwich which I’m always eating around you and…

[after Ignacio awkwardly walks into Betty’s to see a naked coach…] Hilda: papi what are you doing here? Dad: I came to protect Betty,…

Mandy [to detective]: Fine, before you talk to Daniel, can you at least handcuff me?

Betty: I’m not gonna let you turn my apartment to in a sex den.. Hilda: It’s not about sex, it’s about love Betty: Fine, some love den…..

Wilhelmina: It’s all about the baby. We need to make sure the press knows… We’ll need long nights at the hospital with our Scottish…

Marc: Wilhelmina is in the hospital. It’s alright, she’s only there because last night because her surrogate, Christina, fell down the…

Betty: I thought I’d go for a dry cleaning run since you’re off the track suits… yay!

Mandy: You look different Betty: I’m wet Mandy: Big improvement

Wilhelmina [to Betty]: Under those gaping pores and cave man eyebrows, I thought you were smart.

Christina: I had a piece of your hair tested. They found Oxycontin and heroine. It’s like Rush Limbaugh and Amy Winehouse fornicated and…