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By Mary Littlejohn

Yorick: How many other men have you found? President Brown: We’ve found plenty of men. None with a Y chromosome.

By Mary Littlejohn

Marla Campbell: Would she be pretty? Would she be thin? Would the world be kind to her — or would it make her feel small?

By Mary Littlejohn

Marla Campbell: One person to find her, in a city of millions? President Brown: I’ve already used more than my fair share of resources….

By Mary Littlejohn

Yorick: She’s the anti-immigrant, anti-government, anti-vaxxer with a Twitter following. Didn’t she, like, try to bring a gun to a spin…

By Mary Littlejohn

President Campbell: I like you, Jennifer. I want us to be friends again. Jennifer: We will be, in about two and a half years.

By Mary Littlejohn

President Brown: I think it’s going to get worse — maybe a lot — before it gets better.