Quotables for Week Ending July 1, 2016

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This week we welcomed back Ray Donovan, Killjoys and Dark Matter.

We said goodbye to Game of Thrones and got the good news 12 Monkeys has been renewed for a third season.

Now, off with you. Read the quotes. Enjoy your three day weekend!!

1. Ray Donovan

Abbys men ray donovan

Abby: They want to cut my tits off.
Stranger: Excuse me?
Abby: I have breast cancer. They just told me. Stage 0. Have you ever heard of that? I mean Stage 0. Isn't everybody Stage 0?

Abby: They want to cut my tits off. Stranger: Excuse me? Abby: I have breast cancer. They just told me. Stage 0. Have you ever heard of...

2. Game of Thrones

Cerseis day in court game of thrones

Tyrion Lannister, I name you hand of the Queen.

Daenerys
Tyrion Lannister, I name you hand of the Queen.

3. 12 Monkeys

The middle of a coup 12 monkeys

Jennifer: Mayday, Mayday, terrorists have taken over the Nakatomi Building, Century City.
Cole: I don't know what that means.
Jennifer: It means McClane, that I know why you're here. They've got your machine and you want me and my daughters to be the cavalry.
Cole: Will you help?
Jennifer: Have I ever said no to you?

Jennifer: Mayday, Mayday, terrorists have taken over the Nakatomi Building, Century City. Cole: I don't know what that means. Jennifer:...

4. Preacher

The girls preacher season 1 episode 5

Jesse: Where exactly are you guys from?
DeBlanc: Exactly. We're from Heaven. Both of us.

Jesse: Where exactly are you guys from? DeBlanc: Exactly. We're from Heaven. Both of us.

5. BrainDead

The bug mystery brainddead

Stacy: He broke my heart. It was the worst night of my life. Why are you doing this to me?
Laurel: I just want to know that you remember.
Stacy: Why would I want to do that? Trump could be President.

Stacy: He broke my heart. It was the worst night of my life. Why are you doing this to me? Laurel: I just want to know that you remember....

6. Devious Maids

A new roommate devious maids

My doctor says its best to wake naturally from a Merlot and Ambien sleep.

Evelyn
My doctor says its best to wake naturally from a Merlot and Ambien sleep.

7. Rizzoli & Isles

Maura makes a decision rizzoli and isles

It's a long way from being mad at your mother to killing her. I should know.

Jane
It's a long way from being mad at your mother to killing her. I should know.

8. The Fosters

Under lockdown the fosters

Jude: So like am I the only one in this house not having sex?
Stef: You're 14!

Jude: So like am I the only one in this house not having sex? Stef: You're 14!

9. Major Crimes

Sharon at home major crimes

It wasn't ISIS at all. Just a regular sociopath, thought there are similarities.

Sharon
It wasn't ISIS at all. Just a regular sociopath, thought there are similarities.

10. UnREAL

Changing minds unreal

Rachel: Chet, why is there a baby here?
Chet: Bring your baby to work day.

Rachel: Chet, why is there a baby here? Chet: Bring your baby to work day.

11. Houdini & Doyle

The haunted house houdini and doyle

With the invention of the lightbulb I conquered the darkness; with the necrophone I shall conquer death.

Thomas Edison
With the invention of the lightbulb I conquered the darkness; with the necrophone I shall conquer death.

12. Mistresses

Kate gets news mistresses

Kate: Do I have to get out of my snuggie?
Harry: Is that what that is?

Kate: Do I have to get out of my snuggie? Harry: Is that what that is?

13. Orange is the New Black

Broken piper orange is the new black season 4 episode 8

I mean, maybe I am a racist. Maybe I'm just too stupid to know it, but shit, I am the friendliest racist that you are ever gonna meet, so can't we all just get along?

Judy
I mean, maybe I am a racist. Maybe I'm just too stupid to know it, but shit, I am the friendliest racist that you are ever gonna meet, so...

14. Zoo

A mutation zoo

Mitch: Screw this. I think I should go check the bar.
Chloe: Why?
Mitch: I don't know. Wasn't alcohol invented for times like this?

Mitch: Screw this. I think I should go check the bar. Chloe: Why? Mitch: I don't know. Wasn't alcohol invented for times like this?

15. Wayward Pines

Wayward pines season 2 episode 6

Kerry: How low are the supplies?
Theo: It's not an exaggeration to say that people could soon be dying of a sinus infection.

Kerry: How low are the supplies? Theo: It's not an exaggeration to say that people could soon be dying of a sinus infection.

16. Animal Kingdom

Playing by the rules animal kingdom

You are a good liar, kiddo. I didn't expect that.

Smurf
You are a good liar, kiddo. I didn't expect that.

17. Feed the Beast

Dion gets news feed the beast season 1 episode 5

Pilar: How old are you?
Marisa: I'm none of your business years old.

Pilar: How old are you? Marisa: I'm none of your business years old.

18. Orange is the New Black (again)

Turn table turn orange is the new black s4e9

You know, if you're gonna poop in the shower, at least you could plan ahead. Like, do it in a shower cap, and take it with you after. Just common decency.

Lorna [to Angela]
You know, if you're gonna poop in the shower, at least you could plan ahead. Like, do it in a shower cap, and take it with you after....

19. American Gothic

After the tragedy american gothic

My name is Jack Hawthorne and I'm going to talk about my grandpa. It's very sad that I'll never get to see him alive again. It's also sad that I'll never get to talk to him, hug him, or ask him advice. But I'm mostly sad because grandpa was cremated and I never got to see his decomposing body.

Jack
My name is Jack Hawthorne and I'm going to talk about my grandpa. It's very sad that I'll never get to see him alive again. It's also sad...

20. Royal Pains

Evan lawson pic

To my Dad, Eddie R. Lawson, the man who made me who I am, good and bad. The same hustle, the attraction to short cuts, the eye for a way in and up, but also the luck of finding people who love us for who we are and make us better men.

Evan
To my Dad, Eddie R. Lawson, the man who made me who I am, good and bad. The same hustle, the attraction to short cuts, the eye for a way...

21. Killjoys

Dutch undercover killjoys

I'm not wearing my dying underwear today. You better get this box moving.

Pree
I'm not wearing my dying underwear today. You better get this box moving.

22. Dark Matter

Dark matter cast

Nyx: Okay, okay, I'll come quietly. You don't have to use that thing on me.
Guard: You kidding? [shoots her with a stun gun] It's the highlight of my day.

Nyx: Okay, okay, I'll come quietly. You don't have to use that thing on me. Guard: You kidding? [shoots her with a stun gun] It's the...

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