Crystal Methyd: Jan, do you have a condom I can borrow? I know you’re always safe.
[They all laugh]
Brita: That’s a good one!

Crystal Methyd, you’re the prettiest girl on the planet … of the apes.
[They all laugh]

Widow Von’Du

Brita: And that brings me to Dahlia. You sure do talk a big game for someone who came in 13th place on a 12-person season.
All the queens: Ohhhhhhh!
Dahlia Sin: Baby girl, I lasted more episodes than you did thanks to broccoli, baby.

It do take nerve to flatten the curve.

RuPaul

If we want to be taken seriously, we have to show that we are not hard-hearted. That we are not stubborn just for the sake of it. That's not Christian. I came here to defend myself. But I have to ask, who exactly is attacking us?

Alice

Excuse me. I wanted to ask why we're opposing all of the feminist resolutions. We're not anti-employment, or education, or minority women. I'm not saying that we shouldn't fight for what we believe in. But shouldn't we try to find consensus about something?

Alice

Stop ERA Activist: You give the libbers an inch, they'll take a mile.
Alice: Let them. There's a lot of land.

Flo: You've got a beautiful voice.
Alice: That's our favorite song at home. I learned it with all my kids when they were in school.
Flo: Woody Guthrie wrote it.
Alice: Oh, he's a poet.
Flo: He's a socialist.
Alice: Come on, don't be ridiculous.
Flo: You were up there belting out a Marxist song.
Alice: No, no, no. It's patriotic!
Flo: Exactly.

Alice: You're a woman. You can't consecrate the eucharist.
Nun: I've always said, women can do whatever they want, Alice.

Michelle Visage: Guys, you better brace yourselves for this one. It’s the molar opposite of what she’s worn before.
[The judges laugh]
RuPaul: Hey Gigi, how’s your head … gear?
[More laughter]

I just want to make sure that the judges understand that I am Jaida Essence Hall, the “essence” of America’s Next Drag Superstar.

Jaida Essence Hall

Look, at this point nobody wants to make it all the way to the finish line, and right before you step over it, fall down. I am one step away from making the Top 4. I’m not trying to f*** this up!

Jaida Essence Hall

TV Quotes Quotes

Kevin: So, we’re not bailing on your hot brother’s FBI class? I thought based on what happened to Caramel…
Betty: That was before I got privileged information that made me realized we don’t actually know anything about Charles. Forget “Is Charles is gay or straight?” I’m interested in: “Is if he’s a serial killer or not?”

It do take nerve to flatten the curve.

RuPaul