Quotables from Week Ending July 30, 2015

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Once again, we're running done some of the most interesting quotes of the week!

We're making it a little easier to find the shows associated with the quotes on this one, so let us know if it's to your liking. After all, we want you to find a new show to dive into!

We have a tongue in cheek joke on Hell on Wheels, a warning on Scream, an explanation of Sex on the Beach on The Real Housewives of New York City and a word to all the guys out there with pet snakes from Chasing Life.

See what else was going on when you flip around the slideshow!

1. Teen Wolf

What theo wants teen wolf

Lydia: My mom's bookclub usually had more wine.
Stiles: They probably also didn't read books that caused violent hallucinations.

Lydia: My mom's bookclub usually had more wine. Stiles: They probably also didn't read books that caused violent hallucinations.

2. Rizzoli & Isles

A fussy prosecutor rizzoli and isles

Two people in a room. One of them's dead. Who's the murderer?

Jane
Two people in a room. One of them's dead. Who's the murderer?

3. Hell on Wheels

Cullen in peril hell on wheels

Cullen: This race is going to come down to inches, not miles, Mr. Strobridge. Couple six inches a day is everything.
Strobridge: That's what my wife keeps telling me.

Cullen: This race is going to come down to inches, not miles, Mr. Strobridge. Couple six inches a day is everything. Strobridge: That's...

4. True Detective

Meltdown true detective s2e6

You want out? You're free. You ain't had the nerve for this for a while.

Frank
You want out? You're free. You ain't had the nerve for this for a while.

5. Masters of Sex

Josh charles on masters of sex

I'm not very interested in nice. I'm interested in a fragrance that says I want you. Go to bed with me. You can't live without me.

Daniel
I'm not very interested in nice. I'm interested in a fragrance that says I want you. Go to bed with me. You can't live without me.

6. The Astronaut Wives Club

The pressure mounts the astronaut wives club

No one expects you to save him. You just have to show up, walk through the door, and be there.

Louise
No one expects you to save him. You just have to show up, walk through the door, and be there.

7. Scream

A shocking secret scream

Brooke: So... before I say what I have to say, how hot is your coffee?
Emma: Well, it is coffee, so hot.

Brooke: So... before I say what I have to say, how hot is your coffee? Emma: Well, it is coffee, so hot.

8. Tyrant

Rescuing daliyah tyrant

Barry: I came here to get my country back.
Samira: You should get in line.

Barry: I came here to get my country back. Samira: You should get in line.

9. Real Housewives of New York City

On the prowl the real housewives of new york city

(about Ramona) She doesn't know the girlfriend code. When you bring a guy home at the beach, he stays on the beach. That's why it's called sex on the beach.

Sonja
(about Ramona) She doesn't know the girlfriend code. When you bring a guy home at the beach, he stays on the beach. That's why it's...

10. Suits

Donna suits s5e6

This is your last chance to work with me. Take it, and you have a future. Don't, and you can go ask Daniel Hardman for a job.

Jessica
This is your last chance to work with me. Take it, and you have a future. Don't, and you can go ask Daniel Hardman for a job.

11. Halt and Catch Fire

Gordons paranoia halt and catch fire

We're not friends, we're family. We'll see each other at Christmas, every other year. We'll nod to each other across the room, and after about 45 minutes of fake chit-chat and egg nog, I'll make an excuse, "We have to be somewhere. I'm so sorry." And when my children ask me who that tall gray stranger in the window is, I'll remind them, that's your grandpa.

Joe
We're not friends, we're family. We'll see each other at Christmas, every other year. We'll nod to each other across the room, and after...

12. Stitchers

A confusing stitch stitchers

Camille: Good morning people! Isn't it a great day to be alive?
Cameron: You're a happy camper today.
Camille: Yeah, cause the last time I was in here we almost died and now the sun is shining, flowers blooming. Greatest team in the world! Churros for everyone!

Camille: Good morning people! Isn't it a great day to be alive? Cameron: You're a happy camper today. Camille: Yeah, cause the last time...

13. Major Crimes

An old kidnapping major crimes

I'm terrible with names. I know there's two women, two men and one Buzz.

Shay
I'm terrible with names. I know there's two women, two men and one Buzz.

14. Graceland

Mike has a plan graceland

You don't take volunteers on a sinking ship Paul.

Charlie
You don't take volunteers on a sinking ship Paul.

15. Chasing Life

Taking a break chasing life

You know what they say about a guy with a pet snake. He's a loser.

Emma
You know what they say about a guy with a pet snake. He's a loser.

16. UnREAL

Questioning her future unreal

Dude, I don't know if anyone's ever told you, but you're kind of a player. If I drew a vagina on a white piece of paper, you'd probably hit on it.

Faith
Dude, I don't know if anyone's ever told you, but you're kind of a player. If I drew a vagina on a white piece of paper, you'd probably...

17. Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll

Her big break sex and drugs and rock and roll

Gigi: Did you ever hear of the story of Jonah and the Whale?
Johnny: Yeah, I think I saw it. That was that pretentious indie flick with Jeff Daniels as the asshole dad in Brooklyn?

Gigi: Did you ever hear of the story of Jonah and the Whale? Johnny: Yeah, I think I saw it. That was that pretentious indie flick with...

18. Beauty and the Beast

Vincent worries beauty and the beast

You can't just shoot people at weddings!

Heather
You can't just shoot people at weddings!

19. Zoo

Bat extermination zoo

Crazy seems to be on a sliding scale since I met you guys.

Mitch
Crazy seems to be on a sliding scale since I met you guys.

20. Power

Truth nightclub

Ghost: Angela isn't that simple, Tasha. Great sex ain't going to keep her from thinking for herself.
Tasha: Then you need to outthink her, just like you did me.

Ghost: Angela isn't that simple, Tasha. Great sex ain't going to keep her from thinking for herself. Tasha: Then you need to outthink...

21. Proof

A haunting proof

Faith in ourselves. For some of us, that's a hell of a lot harder than faith in God.

Priest
Faith in ourselves. For some of us, that's a hell of a lot harder than faith in God.

22. The Strain

Setrakian hunts the strain

I'm gonna win or die confronting the Master. I will not fade away as a weak old man.

Setrakian
I'm gonna win or die confronting the Master. I will not fade away as a weak old man.

23. Hannibal

Imprisoned for three years hannibal

Alana: Enough people have died.
Hannibal: You haven't.

Alana: Enough people have died. Hannibal: You haven't.

24. Extant

Investigating johns death extant

Do you know why I wear blue suits everyday? Decision fatigue. Every decision we make weakens our ability to make the next one. I'll run this by Taylor; he doesn't seem to suffer this weakness.

Fiona Stanton
Do you know why I wear blue suits everyday? Decision fatigue. Every decision we make weakens our ability to make the next one. I'll run...

25. Ray Donovan

Terry in prison ray donovan s3e3

Ray: Terry's a good man. He doesn't belong in there.
Judge Wettick: A good man who was left behind at an armed robbery.
Ray: Yeah.
Judge Wettick: A good man who murdered a fellow inmate.
Ray: That was self defense.
Judge Wettick: That's for the court to decide.
Ray: He'll never make it to court. The Arayans will kill him first.
Judge Wettick: I can't help you, Mr. Donovan.

Ray: Terry's a good man. He doesn't belong in there. Judge Wettick: A good man who was left behind at an armed robbery. Ray: Yeah. Judge...

26. Mr. Robot

Out of jail mr robot

Vera: Elliot. "Brave and true." Did you know the origin of "brave" evolved from "savage"?
Elliot: I don't know what you think this is about, but you need to let her go.
Vera: You know, funny thing. My name means something similar. "Brave traveler." "Adventurer." "Savage traveler" becomes "brave traveler." Are we savages, or are we brave? Don't know, bro.

Vera: Elliot. "Brave and true." Did you know the origin of "brave" evolved from "savage"? Elliot: I don't know what you think this is...

27. Complications

John is tested complications

You're not exactly the poster boy for responsible behavior at the moment.

Gretchen
You're not exactly the poster boy for responsible behavior at the moment.

28. Under the Dome

Bonding under the dome

Julia: Look at us! Two former enemies drinking at the end of the world.
Big Jim: Former?

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29. Killjoys

The killjoys follow a lead

D'avin: Okay guys what the hell's a black warrant?
Dutch: Competitive warrant, top Killjoys only. Best team wins.
John: In other words, grab your shiniest toys and your biggest balls. You're about to meet the family.

D'avin: Okay guys what the hell's a black warrant? Dutch: Competitive warrant, top Killjoys only. Best team wins. John: In other words,...

30. Rookie Blue

Andy mcnally photo

I already gave Oliver money for popsicles so suck it.

Andy
I already gave Oliver money for popsicles so suck it.

31. Oh, honey. I love you, too.

Blairs other side mistresses

Joss: Hey, you're not allowed to be more scared than me.
April: I can't help it. You're my family, Joss. I love you.
Joss: Oh, honey. I love you, too.

Joss: Hey, you're not allowed to be more scared than me. April: I can't help it. You're my family, Joss. I love you. Joss: Oh, honey. I...

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You know how you call a guy whose wife died a widower? Or, if your parents die, you're an orphan. You know, there's no word for someone whose kids die. Because it's like the worst thing that can happen.

Bucky's Date

What I haven't said in this letter, Mal, what I've been trying to write among all these scattered words is, is that I'm afraid. I'm scared, Mal. We grew up reading about a Saint who would one day perform a miracle of light and solve our country's problems, and we knew that was a lie. We knew that no stranger ever solved our problems for us. No great miracle was coming. That's why we had each other. The world is hard and cruel, but we had each other, and that was enough. That was everything. If Saints were once real, they've long since left us. Yet now, everyone is looking at me like I'm the answer. Like I'm the miracle the world has been waiting for. Or perhaps they know I'm a fraud, an imposter. I'm terrified. Of failure or success. If I really do have this power, who am I? I would be everything we mocked and dismissed. A stranger to myself. And to you. You once told me you were the most scared when you were lost. But getting lost can happen even when you know where you are. You told me about cardinal north and true north. Cardinal north is a direction on a map. True north? True north is home. It is where you feel safe and loved. You have always been my true north, Mal. And if I am to survive this, I need to be home again, with you.

Alina