Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell is one funny television actress that has also appeared in several movies including Edward Scissorhands.  However, we'll always love Conchata as Berta, the housekeeper and one of the best characters on Two and a Half Men.

Role Show
Berta Two and a Half Men
Birth Date:
Birthplace
Charleston, West Virginia

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog