In this clip from the the upcoming episode of How I Met Your Mother, Robin and Ted are driving each other nuts as roommates. They think maybe have sex will solve the problem... much like Barney thinks it will solve world peace.
Ted: Chinese [food]? Barney: I don't like Chinese. Ted: Indian? Barney: I just said, I don't like Chinese. Ted: Indian isn't Chinese. Barney: Weird meats, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs? Ted: Mexican? Barney: I just said, I don't like Chinese!
Marshall: Just a Burger? Just a burger. Robin, it's so much more than "just a burger." I mean...that first biteâ€”oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then...a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a...a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us in food. Lily: And you got our wedding vows off the Internet!?