Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XIV

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Another week, another Caption Contest at the Insider. Not too many responses to choose from this week, but we managed to get some good ones. Congratulations to this week's winner, Lauren, whose caption is posted under the pic below. For the full list of replies, scroll down the full page. This week's honorable mentions go out to arizonaemilyj and to YOU ARE ALL WEAK, both of whom submitted some pretty great ones.

Nice job to all who participated. Let's try to get participation up a little this week. We would love to start issuing prizes for these once Season Three begins, but we'll need a lot more comments before we can swing that. Good luck this week and thanks for making us the top Grey's Anatomy site online!

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Caption Contest, Vol. 14

Cristina: He keyed me this morning. Before my mocha latte!

George: Isn’t that a good thing?

Cristina: Not when I can perform open heart surgery on his kitchen counter because his house is so freaking clean!

George: Well, he could have six months of un-read magazines on it.

Cristina: [glares]

Izzie: [cracking up]

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cristina: no, my hair's the nicest! george: are you KIDDING me? izzy: hmph! everybody knows my hair is!!

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Cristina: He keyed me this morning. Before my mocha latte! George: Isn't that a good thing? Cristina: Not when I can perform open heart surgury on his kitchen counter because his house is so freaking clean! George: Well he could have six months of un-read magazines on it. *Cristina Just Glares* Izzy: *cracking up*

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YANG: All I know is that if Meredith gets to sleep with an attending we should get perks like extra surgeries or something. GEORGE: Christina, i don't think it works that way. YANG: Why not? If she's gettin something extra don't you think we should too? Izzie: *giggles* I want a little bit of the extra treatment Meredith is getting!

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C: "So last night I went online and I saw Burke's MySpace page. Oh. My. God. He has pics from himself in college on there. And his favorite recipes and books... in alphabetical order!"

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Cristina: So I fell asleep during sex. At least I didn't cry.

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Christina: Man that surgury was so awsome! I'm telling you, this guy's artery was like this big! Huge!"

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Christina: I swear this is the worst period cramping I have ever had! I was almost ready to pull Bailey's labcoat over her head if she asked me to do one more thing! Izzie do you have anything for the pain?
Izzie: Are you serious? I'm pregant with Denny's lovechild and with his bitchin' million dollar life insurance policy I am thinking of cutting his wires and quitting medicine now.
George: Ok like keep this private but I have a knapsack full of Midol. Don't tell Meredith....she already thinks that I am such a girl!

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Christina: A man walks into the ER. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks me. So I reply, "You're not eating properly." Izzie, Seriously?

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Christina-"A Penis!"
George-"Seriously?"
Izzie-"Seriously?"

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Christina: "We are women George…with ovaries and vaginas and we need TAMPONS!!!!"

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Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.