American Idol

With all the talk swirling that American Idol judges are being too mean this season, here's a way to wax that problem:

Make them into wax statues.

Indeed, Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest were the latest celebrities to be included in Madame Tussauds museum. Check out their likeness here:

We assume there's no Paula Abdul figure because the sculpters couldn't capture her odd gyrations and possibly drunken antics.