Or at least he likes to think so.
After four arrests in four different U.S. states over the span of a year, we're willing to concede that he's a little hard (albeit moronic and in need of anger management counseling).
But according to the celebrity gossip site TMZ, a porn company has put the brakes on the alleged sex tape featuring Wahler and Lauren Conrad - partly because the content is "vanilla."
In other words, Wahler's no stallion in bed.
A source adds that The Hills star and Wahler are just "messing around" and the tape is weak.
Officially, SugarDVD says that it is retracting its offer ($500,000) for the tape because of Wahler's recent arrest in Seattle.
"We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-Americans, homosexuals and the police department," the company said in a statement.
Not only is SugarDVD rescinding its offer, but it is reaching out to its network to discourage anyone from participating in a deal for the alleged sex tape. Which in our opinion is as fake as Heidi Montag's boobs.
Speaking of Ms. Montag and her smarmy boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, they have denied any involvement in circulating rumors about the tape, which Lauren Conrad herself has said isn't real.
Both Montag and Pratt have claimed, in a recent interview, that LC's obligations are outrageous and say they have nothing to do with it.
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