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" Tell me I'm beautiful "
George: "So this is what you look like when the beer goggles come off."
George: [thinking] How do I tell Callie that she just laid down on my lunch?
George: "Hey, why don't we have a coffee date later...unless, of course, Izzie has a crisis then it will be 'Callie-who?'"
Callie: "Now there's something new and different."
Callie: What about... now?
George: No...that doesn't help.... You still don't look like Izzie.
Callie: This is odd...for once I don't have to look down to talk to you!
callie- i'm pregnant and mcsteamy's the father
Callie: "George, I'm pregnant..."
Callie: (singing) Don't you wish your girlfriend was HOT like me? Oh wait, she is isn't she?
George: Seriously? Seriously?
Callie - Did you hear? Izzie's pregnant.
George - Callie?? CALLIE?! ... well now that you're dead.. IZZIEEEEEEEE!!
Calli: Right here, George, right here on the bench in the locker room. I've always wanted to do it right here.
George: Yes, Callie, things really can get worse. In a few hours I'll be pulling up the scrubs of the girl you hate.
George: *breathing heavily* Callie, you're looking very sexy today...
Callie: Oh God, what did you do?
Callie: So how many times have we done the McNasty in this Mclocker room?
George: I don't know about you, but i've done it a dozen times!
Callie: All with different people?
George: How else is a man supposed 2 get the syph?
Callie: I'm thinking of getting liposuction. Do you think i look fat?
George: Fat? You? No, but i hear McSteamy's a great plastic surgeon, but you should know.
Callie: You promised you wouldn't throw that back in my face! Besides i know what you have been up to lately!
George: I didn't mean 2 sleep with Izzie, it just happened!
Callie: What!? I was talking about you eating the tub of butter last night!
George: So, what now?
Callie: Now that we've established that we're both adulterous whores?
George: Remember those black lacy panties that you claimed on the lost and found board?
George: Are you sure they weren't Izzies?
Callie: Do I look like Izzie?
George: Um..... no but you DO look like a blue fat pig to me!!
Callie: All this sex that i'm not having is making me exhausted
(George sees Callie lying there)
George: why must you tempt me?
Callie: I think I have appendicitis. You'll have to 'scrub in' on me, Dr. O'Malley...
George: "You have to promise me Callie that if I make love to you that under NO CIRCUMSTANCES will you burst into tears!"
Callie (thinking): huh, if I squint my eyes he kind of looks like a Big Mac and Fries....swoon.
Callie: George, I'm pregnant.
George: Seriously? How did that happen?
(George thinking: Oh crap, maybe I should get Izzie to take a pregnancy test too.)
George: Oh god, what have I done!?
(It was the first thing that came into my head when I saw this picture for some bizzare reason..)
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