Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LII > Comments Page 5
Callie: All I want to do is sleep!
George: With who?
Callie: Are you hiding something from me?
George: No, only that fact I got drunk and slept with Izzie.
George: you made my father lie?!... you're the one who killed my dog?!?! SERIOUSLY!
Callie: Mcsteamy cheered me up. Not once... not twice... but 3 very cheerful, dirty, and who knew, exhasting times.
George: ... Seriously?
Callie: "Seriously, I have PMS and sharp teeth. You remember when that one guy got his penis bit off?"
Callie: "Consider this your warning."
callie: is that izzie's lipstick on your face
George: (thinking) Oh crap
i'll lift my shirt one more time george, if you'll stay with me
Callie: "Jeez George...you can't be a sex machine everytime you walk into the locker room!"
George: "Then I'll go find a closet...satisfied?"
Callie: "Not yet, but I will be!"
George thinking: So will I, so will I...
Callie: "Jeez George, not right now. You can't be a sex machine EVERY time you walk into the locker room!"
Let's waste time chasing cars, around our heads.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board, light as a feather, stiff as a board...
George thinking: Neither part of this chant seems to be working right now!
Callie: So if I lay like this, would you want me? What if I started taking off my scrubs...?
George: *picturing Izzie* um....
Callie- alright george, shepherd and grey have the empty exam room, burke and yang have the on-call room, and montgomery and korev have the dark corner, we got the locker room big boy, come on!!!
george- alright, but lets make this quick i have another appointment in the supply closet.
(thinking- i'm coming izzie)
Callie: Uh. I feel like a drunken train wreck.
George: Really? You had sex with somebody else last night, too?
george- come on fatso give me 50 more!!!
callie- is that sweat on my scrubs!!!!!
Callie: George you gave me the broken heart that i need operating on so no you cannot scrub in!
"That's what I'm going to feel like when Callie finds out that I love Izzie."
Callie:" If you don't stop looking at me like that"
George" Like what?
Callie: " Like you seem me naked "
George (thinking to himself) " Uh... that was close"
Callie: "stop it "
George" well I have, are you happy now"
George: i think i'm in love with another girl.
George: And now you sound exactly like her.
Callie: Sorry George, no sex today. And no alcohol either.
Izzie (from background): Finally someone has it right.
Callie- Im ready if you are
callie: Do I look pregnant to you?
George: So the thing that we talked about with you me and Izzie.... that can't happen?
Callie: George am i really going to have to slap you in public
Callie: I hear all the women in your life end up lying on their backs at some point.
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