Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LIV > Comments Page 2
Addison: hey you know, maybe I should consider moving here, it's so much more sunny than Seattle..... maybe I could even give marriage another try..... unless.... wait..... are there any interns here?
Addison: good. I'll find a McSomething, marry him, and there will be no Meredith Grey's to steal him. I love California already.
Naomi: He is a bad motherâ€¦
Addie: Shut your mouth
Naomi: I'm just talking about his shaft
Violet: Then we can dig it!
Addie: That guy is young enough to be Justin Timberlake
Naomi: Wellâ€"he is definitely bringing sexy back.
Violet: Yeah, those older guys don't know how to act.
Naomi: Take it to the bridge.
Naomi: Violet didnt you say earlier that Addi's bag was ugly and that it looked like its made of plastic??
Violet: hahahhaah yeah
Addison: It kind of does! ahahah!
Addison:(psssst) I think that the girl behind us is eavesdropping! She hasn't flipped a page in that magazine!
Violet: (clears throat loudly) So, is it true what they say about black men, Naomi?
addie: naomi what are you reading?
naomi: its a nude of some guy named mr. mcrdreamy.
violet: he's my idol..i have his poster on my wall
addie: woops i cheated on him...not so funny anymore.
Addison: Seriously? You want me to move my whole life down here. Here? I'm missing my ex-husband and his perfect 12 year old, my e-husbands ex- best friend whom i slept with while we were still married... twice. and lets not forget about the angry yet overly hot first year intern with problems for authority and commitment issues.
Naomi: Uh.. yea.
Addison: Well... okay, but first I have to go back and screw my manwhore one last time.
Addison: California here I come....
Naomi: Told you so.
Naomi: See? Isn't group much more fun when you do it with friends?? Less productive perhaps, but much more fun.
Naomi: the Date Doctor can answer your questions.
Violet: why the hell is alan married?
Naomi: (looks at magazine) umm. thats not on here. next question.
Addison: To do Pete, or NOT to do Pete...
Addison: "Wow that surfer guy is so hot i completely stopped thinking about McSteamy and McDreamy.."
Naomi: "He is good man candy"
Addison: "I shall call him McHottie"
Violet: *thinking* mmm...I could really go a McFlurry right about now
just another day in paradise
Naomi- *thinking* that girl needs some frizz control!
Addison- It was seriously 12+ inches long!! ahhhh
Violet- *thinking and laughing* doesnt she know that EVERYTHINGS bigger in LA!!
Naomi- 2 laughing white girls, somebody's bout to get shot. *thinking*
Naomi- Oh my Gosh, I am like the chocolate in their oreos. (thinking)
Addison- Oh, man! then he stuck those needles in my face!
Violet- what a hot werido!!
(both laugh histerically)
Naomi )thinking)- white girls are soooo stupid. mmm
Naomi: "Wait for it...yes! there it is!"
*Surferboy walks in*
Violet: "He is sooo Hot!"
Addie:"...I'm still waiting for the Man Candy you promised me."
ADDIE-so i cant get pregnat, i mean wow i guess its not a big deal and all. and we are just sitting here, with you people asking me what time it is ! LUNCH NOW WOMEN!
NAOMI-holddd on, (walks in hot surfer dude) HI dell
DELL-hey why are you guys still here do you not see that ADDIE is about to have a nervous breakdown!
VIOLET-(staring at his abs) oh yeah lets go abs i mean addie.
Wait, you guys seriously think he heard me fart?
Violet: At least on this show theres a man for every woman.
Naomi: Yeah and I got my eye on one right over there wearing nothing but shorts and a surfboard.
Addison: Hummm which one do I want?
Violet: So Pete used to be on the show "Wings" in the 90's, right?
Addison: Ahhhh!! Yes, he did. I guess that means I can call him.... "McWingy".
(bursts out laughter)
Naomi: Oooookay girls, back to business!
Violet: Aren't we sexy sitting here? Like a reverse Oreo sandwich ?
Addison: Indeed Violet, We are! I love those!
Naomi: Uhhhh hmmmmm.
Naomi: Seriously this spin-off is spinning nowhere...
Violet: Guess we'll be looking for new jobs.....
Addision: HA HA HA and I'm high-tailing my butt back to Seattle!!!!
Addison: So, who's the VIP**** around here?
Naomi: Certainly not Cooper!
Addison: So, wait, what do you mean there aren't any cute boys at this place?
Violet: I didn't say that. I said there weren't cute boys. Here, all we have is man - candy.
Naomi: SHHH! Here he comes!
Addison to Amy's character: Wait a minute??? You slept with Syph Nurse too?!?!!!
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