Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXXI > Comments Page 2
Izzie: You know that cartoon where a bear sees an empty picnic table and it turns into a turkey with lines of deliciousness coming off of it?
Cristina: Yeah, and then it gets syphillis?
(Voiceover) Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix.
Christina: WHO FORGOT TO PUT THE COOKIES OUT FOR SANTA!? He is pretty mad!
Izzie: What are you talking about Christina? Have you gone physco on us?
George: (drunk) HAHA Santa partied with Georgie last night.
Christina: You ate them didn't you? You ate the freakin cookies didn't you George?
George: Georgie didn't eat Santa's cookies. Georgie no want to be put on naughty list.
Izzie: He had a couple shots of tequila this morning...
George: A couple? Haha that's funny. We should be a couple. We would be a cute couple. Come on Iz. You know you want me.
Christina: Shut up Bambi. So who forgot the freakin cookies?!!!!
"Maybe we cut out his heart just like in Pirates and put it in a chest, Then we wont have to hear about anymore heart breaks."
Last One - I Promise...
Christina: "He's gonna blow, Izzie."
Izzie: "Is she right, George?"
Izzie: "I tell you I love you, George, and you decide to stuff too much food in your mouth? Why?"
George: Garbles something ("I can't talk with food in my mouth, blond one.")
Christina: "Wait, start over, you love Bambi -- like that? Ewww!"
Izzie: "I just wanted you to use your words, George. I didn't want you to stuff your face to avoid me."
Christina: "Bambi still likes to act like he's in Jr. High"
Izzie (about Alex): I'm telling you, Meredith was all over him.
Cristina: Seriously, she was all over him? What, like mounting him, with all the babies watching? Seriously?
Izzie: Well, she would have been if I hadn't interrupted.
George: She was talking to him.
Izzie: You don't talk to bastards who cheat on their girlfriends, George. That's the rule.
George: You weren't officially his girlfriend.
Izzie: That's not the point.
George: It is kind of the point. You don't see me getting all emotional over people I'm not dating.
Izzie: Really?! You want to go there?! (ominous looks all around)
Izzie: I'm having a moment here. Don't mess with me.
Cristina: You're not gonna have a nervous breakdown and kill yourself are you?
Cristina: So there's no chance you'll kill us?
George: Oh, that was wrong on so many levels.
Cristina: And so good.
George: That was. That was good.
Cristina: IZZIE! You forgot to tell him!
Izzie: Oh no... Um, George, the clinic was out of urine sample cups
George *spitting the drink out*: oh... my... god...
Christina: Guys, I have to right my vows!
Izzie: Don't bother. George told me that Burke is going to leave you at the alter.
Izzie: George! Stop eating your feelings!
Christina: ...and you want Denny's money by cutting his L-VAT wire and having us all in the room to share the blame.
Christina: How much cash to I get again?
Izzie: "George, next time don't put so much food in your mouth."
Christina: "I have to agree with Izzie on this one, George, but only this one. Don't think I'll fall for your irritating whining later on."
Cristina: "Ok, once and for all, settle this for us, Izzie. I won the hotdog eating contest, right? I beat the boys, right? Even if I did indeed hurl afterwards, I still won, right?"
Izzie: "Sorry, George, but Cristina has a point- she DID win, and for goodness sake, swallow that hot dog in your mouth already! The contest is over!"
George: (can't speak due to a full mouth) "mmpph"
Cristina: Hey, George. maby you'll be the first intern to scrub in this year to! wouldn't that be like a record or something ??
George: that's just mean.
Cristina: there is something wrong with the world when Bambi sleeps around with a model, and I get left at the alter..
Izzie: it wasn't really THE alter.
Bambi: not sleeps, slept. Once, not in plural. for God's sake. uncalled for.
Cristina: you know what I meen.
Christina: ok seriously, who got the first appendectomy? i was supposed to have to first appendectomy!!
Izzie: George got it.
George: What! Why did you tell her! (to Christina, intimidated) you can have it!
Izzie: nope its gotta be you george...don't you thinkn they will notice that you aren't even the same gender as christina?
Izzie: I modeled for Bethany Whisper to pay for medical school. Don't tell anyone.
George: Fine, as long as you don't tell anyone that I have slept with 4 women in this hospital.
Cristina: And I slept with my professor in medical school, which I think is a whole lot worse than both of you. So I win.
this picture is from the pilot. i miss the good old days. with 007 and o'malley being burke's guy
Cristina: "My left hand represents the tension before you two had sex.Now, look at my right hand, it might as well have a first class ticket to the tension bus."
Christina: George, I do believe that we've had "friend" sex.
Izzie: Well, George, you slept with Callie, who slept with Sloan, who then had sex with Addison, and as we all know, she slept with Derek who's slept with Meredith God knows how many times. Then Mer slept with you George, and in turn you did a mcnasty with Olivia, who had gotten the syph from her sex with Alex, and because there was a freaking bomb, he slept with me, and I had sex with you. And you're friends with Christina, so technically, yes, George, you've had "friend" sex with Christina.
Izzie: I slept with Alex and George.
Cristina: I slept with Burke. He´s a cardiotoraxic surgeon. Respected all over the world. I have to win.
George: No way. I slept with Meredith, Izzie and Callie. I got three new notches on my bedpost, and I´m not even counting Olivia. So I win.
Cristina: You know? I wouldn´t be too proud to say that, since Meredith cried right in the middle of it, Olivia gave you syphillis, you married Callie out of the blue and you commited adultery with Izzie.
Izzie: She´s got a point. You lost big time.
Izzie: You are my McDreamy, George, and our baby would look so much better. So please, pick me!
George: IZZIE, not in front of Christina.
Izzie: It's not like it's a surprise. Almost everyone sleeps with each other in this hospital.
Christina: Wait a minute, you to are lovers now. Am I the only person in this hospital that slept with one guy?! I'm gonna McGag.
[haha Caity, yours is good!]
Izzie: We had sex last night.
George: Why do you have to tell everyone!
Izzie: Until you dump Callie, I'm going to hold it over your head!
Cristina: YOU HAD SEX WITH BAMBI?!
Izzie: "you need to dump callie. its just wrong for interns to be married to the chief resident"
Christina: "oh and what, it isn't wrong for interns to date their PATIENTS?"
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