Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXXXIII

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Happy Monday once again to all if you, and welcome to the 83rd straight week of the Grey's Anatomy Insider Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this week's edition, featuring a photo from November 22's "Crash Into Me, Part I."

It was a tough choice, picking from amongst these quality captions. Honorable mentions must go out to Leo, Vivace, kdborg, Kim and McSteamy's_Intern. But there can be only one winner, and this week, we chose yoanna. Congrats!

The winning caption appears beneath the photo of Lexie and Ava. Scroll down the page to read the full list of entries we received - they're all pretty stellar! Thanks to all for playing the Grey's Anatomy Insider Caption Contest and making us the #1 Grey's Anatomy site online. Good luck again this week!

Here is this week's Caption Contest image:

Ava and Lexie

Lexie: "I am this close to giving up men and start knittin' (it sounds dirtier without the "g"). But first I'll get a dog."

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ava: i dont know how i could think he was a good guy. let's dump him
lexie: we can't. he's dirty uncle sal. u know, the one who embarasses everyone at family reunions and cant be left alone with teenage girls, but you invite him to the picnic anyway


Ava: Don't worry, you're going to be able to stop the bleeding.Shonda always do that with their fans, you know, nails in someone's head, meredith almost dying, izzie cutting Denny's LVDA wire.Trust me, an artery that blows is nothing at all!


"This is my angry face, don't let the botox injections fool you!"


Ava: Come on. "Egg his car"? You can be a little more creative than that.
Lexie: I thought it was rather clever.


lexie: smile if youve slept with my boyfriend! slept wit my boyfriend?!
ava: that was just......gas.....


Lexie: My life sucks. My mother died. My father is a mean and pathetic drunk. I have a sister that until recently I didn´t know even existed. And she hates me. And my boyfriend has another girlfriend.
Rebecca: Wow. You are like the president of people with crappy lives.
Lexie: Not really. My sister Meredith is the president. I´m like the Secretary of State, really.


Ava- Hi...I'm Ava...I'm here to see Alex Karev...Do you know him?
Lexie: Uh huh...
Ava- He saved my life...I was married and then I realized I loved him. So I moved here. Do you think my hair is pretty...? I got a blow out today.
Lexie- Uh Yes I do...but I like blow jobs more.
Ava- Oh yeah?....It's been a while, my mouth was wired shut so I'm out of practice....
Lexie- Mine's not... I practice on Dr. Karev. Now beat it psycho before I break your jaw again.


Ava: "So, you must be Alex's lusty intern...heard about you from the syph nurse." Lexie: "Hmm. I haven't heard about you. But I guess we have a lot in common." Ava: "We're dirty adulterers with a mistress...or is it mister?" Lexie: "I'm not married." Ava: "Oh. I am...and I have a baby too. I win."


Lexie: I am a nice person, ok? I... I am, and I don´t know what it is that I did to you but you know? ... we have the same lover, so I was thinking that a simple conversation...
Rebecca: What? You and Alex are lovers? I knew I never should´ve left this hospital. It´s loaded with sluty interns!


My Third Entry: Lexie: "Hello, Slut". Ava: "Why, hello Booty Call".

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