Gossip Girl Caption Contest 2

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Welcome back to the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest, week two. You submitted some great entries, all of you, but we can pick only one winner.

This week, it's nikki. Congratulations! The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down the page to read all the ones we received!

Thanks for playing and best of luck again this week!

Chuck Bass and Nate Archibald

Nate: Chuck Bass, why aren't you wearing your scarf? It's a wedding! You do wear that even during sex, right?

Chuck: I gave my scarf to that vanessa girl, so that she can wear a signature dress, oh make that a signature piece of cloth, today.

Vanessa: (thinking) I can't wait 'til Nate takes off my new Burberry panties.

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Chuck: nate..listen..uhh (hesitating)
Nate: what?!
Chuck: *sighs* I... Don't know how to tell you
Nate: there is nothing you can tell me that will make me me hate you more
Vanessa: (thinking) oh no he can't tell nate..what do I do
Nate: WHAT!!
Vanessa: *getting nervous*
Chuck: the truth is..*looked at vanessa*..y don't you ask vanessa
Vanessa: (whispers) oh my god
Nate: what vanessa? what's ur game bass
Chuck: no game nathaniel (devil smile)
Chuck: why don't you tell him vanessa (looking right into nates eyes)
Vanessa: *sighs* I slept with him nate and I am so sorry. Please forgive me I...
Nate: .....
Vanessa: it meant nothing.. It was just sex you have to believe me
Nate..you know what..just leave me alone...both of you
Chuck: nate *chuck reaching for his arm*
Nate: *turns around..punches chuck in the face*

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Chuck: I believe I have obtained some info that i believe you would love to get your hands on.
Nate: What would I possibly need to know from you, you just sleep with blair again.
Chuck: No, Nathaniel. But I did just spot your old man a minute ago. From the looks of it, it didn't take that long for him to fall of the wagon. If you know what I mean.
Nate: Impossible. He wont, not after what he put my mom through.
Chuck: Think again Archibald.

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Chuck:I miss the shine in your hair Nathaniel, the golden streaks,the way light bouced off your hair Nate:It's because i havent gotten any action lately.I mean the farthest I get with Vanessa is just fooling around Chuck:Well I'd be willing to help you out if you like.what do you say? Nate:That would be awesome! thanks man Chuck:Meet me in my suite in 10 min.

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Nate: (while laughing) chuck you slept with my maid? how could you?! Chuck: i dont know. i think i was too drunk to realize what i was doing. Nate: (chuckles) your such an idiot. Chuck: i know.

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I love "C"'s comment like half way up the page. Its totally true, but a little played out. The whole "I'm chuck bass" thing was kinda done last week. Otherwise I would say it totally rocked.

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Chuck: Man did you use my shampoo again. Im going to kill you
Nate: *Chuckles* Death by scarf.....pfft HAHAHAHA

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Chuck: Nathaniel, You actually bought Punky Brewster to my Father's wedding?
Nate: Her name is Vanessa, and she can hear you.
Vanessa glares at Chuck.
Chuck: Like I care.
Nate: That's never stopped you before.
Chuck: Blair was different, but that my friend which you refer to so fondly as Vanessa is nothing more than the hideous orange potato sack she is wearing.

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Nate: Chuck, for gods sake you're drunk at your own father's wedding?
Chuck: I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and in the morning, I will be sober.

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Vanessa: They're probably fighting over Blair. She looks fabulous as always and I look like the Citrus Queen. Screw this!

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Chuck: I can't believe you cut my bangs too short man! Nate (outloud): Don't worry, it'll grow back
Nate (to himself): I'm the only one around here who looks good with man bangs

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Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

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