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  1. stephanie

    CHUCK: listen, you said if i left my scarf behind you'd push those bangs back so everyone could see your pretty little eyes

    NATE: look, i know, i'm sorry, they were back, but all that schleping back and forth to brooklyn in this humidity and they just fell flat on my face. got any good product tips for me?

    CHUCK: archibald, you are impossible, i can't be seen with you right now

  2. Bea

    Nate: Dude, calm down.
    Chuck: I won't calm down! She tries to steal you from me in every way possible, trying to do like me and all! First Humphrey-Dumpty, and now wearing the ORANGE clothes! How could she do that do the orange clothes?
    Vanessa: Thing he dosen't know is that I also have his scarf hidden in my bag!

  3. Petra

    Chuck: Nathaniel, you know I love you to death... but you really.... REALLY... need to zip up your pants.........

  4. Vampskitten

    Chuck: NO! I do NOT want to dance!

  5. enunciate

    Vanessa (thinking - looking at Chuck): Damn! I wonder if it's too late to join B at the single's table...

  6. valery

    Chuck: Nate, i have to tell you something, i know that we are not friends anymore but i can really hold to tell you this... you dad... i saw him outside.. he was talking to a man..
    Nate: look man, we ar not friends anymore.. so stop getting on my way.. stop talking about my dad...
    Chuck:i saw him, you gotta believe me.. i saw him with a man...
    Nate: my father is a drug addict but not a queer!

  7. iheartgg

    Chuck: Nate (taps him on the shoulder)
    Nate: (turns around) What chuck
    Chuck: You got a little fish in your teeth
    Nate: Really were
    Chuck: Right about here (shows him by pointing to his teeth
    Nate: I cant get it
    Chuck: here let me help you

  8. james bravo

    i love chuck bass he is so good like a straberry milk shake! mmmm good xoxo

  9. J

    Nate: Chuck... I slept with Lily van der Woodsen.

    Chuck: WTF? When??

    Nate: A week ago... Lily called me... she said she wanted me... and Serena was good in bed... so I figured...

    Chuck: You slept with my stepmom!(Chuck thinks for a little) Nice going! I wish I could do that!

  10. J

    Chuck: Oh em gee Nate!!!

    Nate: Chuck...you sound like a... a... girl!

    Chuck: That's cuz I am, silly! I discovered who I really am... and I'm gonna go through some surgeries to make me look like Blair!

    Nate: Well, I'm starting to get bored with Vanessa, maybe when you're a girl... you could be my girlfriend!

  11. K

    Chuck: You don't understand Nate. I want you.

    Nate: Really.

    Chuck: Yeah.

    Nate: 'Cause I want you too.

  12. J

    Chuck: Nate... I need to tell you this. I haven't told anyone yet... but I'm... gay... and I like Dan Humphrey!

    Nate: Oh for crying out loud!!! I want Dan too!

    Chuck: Let's have a threesome!

    Nate: Oh good idea!

    Vanessa: Let's make that a foursome!

  13. Penny

    Chuck: Now, Nathaniel. I know I am ridiculously good looking, but I just don't feel the same way about you.

  14. n+s

    nate:chuck looks at me
    *chuck stares*
    nate:do i have a pimple???
    chuck:nahh
    vaness:(thinking)ew but chuck has a booger ew
    guy besides vanessa:(thinking)damn chuck has a big package*he looks at his*(thinking)oh gosh i need a penis pump!

  15. melissa

    Nate: See? Like I said, I've always been the taller one.
    Chuck: Nathaniel PLEASE, its only because of the shoes you wear, and you know it.

  16. melissa

    Chuck: Well if you insist, I guess we could always share the seat..

  17. melissa

    Chuck: Care to dance?

  18. ggaddict

    Chuck: Nate, you gotta stop.
    Nate: What?
    Chuck: People are staring! At least let's make things private..
    Nate: What are you talking about?
    Chuck: I know you're jealous! You Know You Love Me,Nate! You hate that I love Blair more than you.
    Nate: WTF??
    Vanessa: [thinks] Archibald..

  19. Joc

    Chuck: "...I've already said I'm sorry, I'm not going to keep-"
    (Nate stares determinedly past Chuck, clearly not hearing a word.)
    Chuck: "Are you even listening? Dude?"
    (Nate continues to stare intensely at nothing.)
    (Chuck looks behind himself to see what Nate is looking at)
    Chuck: (sighs) "Great, a mirror. We could be here for hours."

  20. Mandy

    Chuck: Nathaniel your father is leaving.
    Nate: He just went out to call my mom.
    Chuck: No, I saw him step in to a limo..
    Nate: *rising up* What are you takling about?
    Chuck: Look I made a misstake with your father, but I was in love with him. We do not have time to argue about this.

  21. Orange

    Chuck: god man, i told you not to wear that green tie! Now me match too much!

    Nate: No we don't. I'm wearing pink undies and you're wearing yellow ones!

    *hahaha ;)

  22. loveloveGG

    Nate: What is it you want?
    Chuck: Why are you with Punky Brewster?
    Is this a desperate cry for attention?
    Nate: Just shut it.
    Chuck: Come on. I did what I did but I can't just let you ruin your life for her.

    Vanessa: (thinking) Good thing I chose Nate. Chuck is good-looking but most definitely short. Darn.

  23. J

    Nate: What??? You slept with Vanessa too? God, man, you always sleep with the girls I like! First Blair, now Vanessa, what next, Serena?

    Chuck: Well... I wasn't gonna tell you just yet, but...

    Nate: Oh, dude, that is so not cool.

    Vanessa: (thinking) These Upper East Siders are HOT. Maybe I should sleep with Bart Bass next...

  24. Rowan

    Chuck: Do you want to hug me as much as i want to hug you?

    Nate: Yes

    Vanessa: Too much beatutifulnes...

  25. C

    Chuck: Nathaniel my friend, it's time to start going after women who are not involved with Dan Humphrey. It's getting old.

    Nate: Blair wasn't involved with Dan.

    Chuck: That's because Blair has taste... she slept with me after all.

    Nate: Who the hell do you think you are?

    Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass..


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