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June 30th, 2008 8:57 PM
Erica: Do you think anybody has seen it yet?
Mark: Seen what yet?
Callie: My home pregnancy test stuck to the board
June 30th, 2008 7:33 PM
Callie: So isn't it great? I'm pregnant!
Sloan: Yeah, it's great! I'm so excited to be a daddy!
Callie: What? No no no. You were just the penis that led to the baby. I'm still with Erica.
Erica: Who's your daddy now?
June 30th, 2008 5:49 PM
erica: callie,hey. i wanted to know if you wanted to go out with me tonight?
callie: your serious (sarcastic laugh)
eric: well yeah, you kinda gave me the impression that you wanted to...after the kiss..?
mark: how about we all head to the on call room?
callie&erica: NO
June 30th, 2008 5:19 PM
Callie: So Mark...should we tell Erica the news?
Erica: What news?
Mark: Wait what's this "news" again?
Callie: I'm pregnant.
Mark: Oh yeah!! I remember. You told me that this morning.
Erica: *laughs*
June 30th, 2008 3:32 PM
Callie: Erica..i have something to tell you..I'm pregnant
Mark:..and I'm the father..are you jealous yet??
Erica: Yeah i'm going to go throw up now
June 30th, 2008 2:10 PM
Mark: Why are you two smiling like that?
Hahn: Lets just say I know something you don't know, and we aren't ever going to tell you.
Callie: (Thinking) Smooth move. He'd have to be pretty stupid to not notice my stomach become the size of a watermelon over 9 months. Oh well, I'll just play along for right now.
June 30th, 2008 10:11 AM
erica: callie, you ready to share a salad?
callie: haha, of course.
mark: where does this leave me?
erica: wait for us in the on call room (:
June 30th, 2008 9:56 AM
Mark: Erica I thought that you and I were headed for some McSteamy sex in the on call room?
Erica: Well thanks to the writer's strike, it looks like Callie and I are headed to the on call room instead. Has Shonda forgot that I am strictly dickly?
Callie: She forgot I was!
June 30th, 2008 9:26 AM
Erica (to Callie): Want my pickle?
Mark: HEY! You can't say that! That's my line!
Callie: Hate to interrupt, but, I'm pregnant.
**commercial break**
June 30th, 2008 9:05 AM
Callie: (thinking to herself) Oh, I think Mark just totally passed gas.
Hahn: (thinking to herself) Hmmm, was that Callie or Mark that made that little noise?
Mark: (thinking to himself) Man my stomach hurts, hope they didn't hear that or I am so screwed for the chance at a threesome!
June 30th, 2008 9:01 AM
callie [ thinking ] uhh its erica..wat do i do wat do i say...alright smile callie
erica - so calllie i was thinking we could do something later tonight..drinks at joes?
callie - keeps smilinging
mark [ thinking ] no bitch me and calllie have plans for the oncall room
June 30th, 2008 8:55 AM
Mark mumbling to self: It's sad that this is as close as I'll come to having a threesome.
June 30th, 2008 8:51 AM
Mark: WHATTT is going on between these two?
June 30th, 2008 8:32 AM
Cristina: Mer, why do they look so weird?
Meredith: Callie's pregnant. EriCal decided that Callie will be mummy no. 1 and Erica will be mummy no. 2
Cristina: What about Sloane?
Meredith: He's mummy no. 3!
June 30th, 2008 8:15 AM
Erica: So Mark are you still up to that threesome we taliked about earlier?
Callie: Yeah come on you, me, Erica, a locked door...
Mark: Do u like torturing me? I'm going.
Erica: No self control. It's sad.
June 30th, 2008 8:10 AM
Mark: Why are they lookin at one another that way?
And I mean looking with an n at the end not a g, because they are lookin at each other the way I would be lookin at a woman I wanted to.... (finally realizing what's going on) Oh snap!!!
June 30th, 2008 6:44 AM
ERICA: so mark...any chances for threesomes tonight?
MARK: gosh...no...
CALLIE: hah told ya! hahaha