Gossip Girl Caption Contest 13

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Welcome to Gossip Girl Insider - the web's #1 Gossip Girl fan site - and the 13th edition of our Friday afternoon Caption Contest!

This week's winner is LEXXXI. Great job! Thanks to all of you for playing. The winning entry (and all the entries) appear below!

Like, OMG!

Gossip Girl: Hey S and B, I'm just calling to tell you that the vampire look is so last season. And having no eye for matching patterns is a sin in this world! Next time you girls dress yourselves in the dark, at least try and check in the mirror before you leave the house! XOXO
Serena: Oh snap...
Blair: That was harsh...

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Chuck on the other line,serena easdropping on the conversation, chuck-blair?are u there?i need to talk to u..its important.
blair impersonating a spanish woman-no speaka espanol sorry hola senor'...she shuts off phone...omg serena what am i gonna do?i hate him yet there is a spark that still flickers...
serena-well maybe u should on B, u shouldnt waste ur time on a lost love....
blair-well isnt that calling the kettle alone and desperate...u should tal serena...u are so not over ur lonely ex daniel...anyways i'm late for a mani/pedi...gotta go S ...bye (hugs serena)
serena- bye blair

Juicygossiplvr

Gossip Girl: Secrets come in the juiciest forms, we all try to keep them locked away but we all know they come out eventually. You may look happy about the phone call now B but be cautious becaus revenge comes in many forms.

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S: so, talk to that mother chucker lately?
B: oh wait, u have to hear this voicemail
(voicemail..C: Blair, please call me back, i'm sorry, i-just-um please call me back
S: hahaha
GG: Voicemail or roses and Godiva dark chocolate? C oughta know that he's got to use royal treatment to win over Queen B.

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Blair *to phone*: Oh, okay
*hangs up*
Serena: Who was that?
Blair: The fashion police
Serena: See B,I told you we couldn't get away with wearing my grandmother's hand-me-downs.

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Blair: OMG!!
Serena: Let me hear!
Blair & Serena: OHMYGAWD!!!
We both get to be in fashion week?!?

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C: Where the hell are you?
B: What do you care?
C: You're with Serena, aren't you?
B: Matter of fact, I am.
C: Those long, smooth, legs...
B: Drop it, Bass.
C: You're not getin' ri--.
*click*
S: Who was that?
B: Chuck says hi.

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B: Is this Linkin Park?
S: Um, no.
B: It kind of sounds like them. Who the hell is this, anyway?
S: That's Dan's dad.
B: God, did I really say they sound like Linkin Park?
S: Yep, you just did.
B: They sound like a crazier Queen just now.
S: Oh, do they really? C'mon B, you sounded like you liked it seconds ago.
B: It was a joke. Laugh it off, S.

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GG: Spotted. B saying D sounds like a drunk. She's lucky S doesn't pound her with her fist.
S: Doesn't he sound drunk?
B: Hmm, he does. I wonder if he drank champagne or the booze you can buy for $2.
S: I'm opting for that $2-booze.

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S: God, his accent sounds sooo cute.
B: I know, right?
N: Hello? Who the hell is this?
*click*
B: He sounds sooo cute, doesn't he?
S: Yeah, that accent's sooo hot. Sounds like a Brit.
B: (gives serena a confused look) Who are we talking about?
S: Wasn't that Chuck?
B: Ugh. Way to compare Nate to a perverted Brit, S.

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S: God, his accent sounds sooo cute.
B: I know, right?
N: Hello? Who the hell is this?
*click*
B: He sounds sooo cute, doesn't he?
S: Yeah, that accent's sooo hot. Sounds like a Brit.
B: (gives serena a confused look) Who are we talking about?
S: Wasn't that Chuck?
B: Ugh. Way to compare Nate to a perverted Brit, S.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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