LOL dirtnow, your's is awesome also prettysickskyler and Moca Dator
alice
November 24th, 2008 12:09 AM
Crewman: We are on in five minutes!
Jessica: OK, so I think I've got it now. Vanessa comes on, bitches about her pathetic life, ruins someone else's life and lames her way off again. Only, didn't I do that last time?
dirtnow
November 23rd, 2008 11:45 PM
Vanessa thinking: Man its times like this that make me wish I knew how to read.
S. Waldorf*
November 23rd, 2008 11:44 PM
"Dear Jenny ...
thanks for don't say to anyone that i'm gay like your past boyfriend was, you're such a good fake-girlfriend, and i know How could no one note it with my manbangs? any way thanks for your help
P.S.: if it's opened it means that vanessa read it, so you now what to do"
Vanessa: Oh crap!? what that means?!
Jenny: (with a knife in her hands)it means that you'll be a good company for Bart !
Gg: Yes Vanessa, trolls go to hell good luck w/ that!
MiLLa
November 23rd, 2008 11:21 PM
MustLoveChuck, when u said ur sitting out on this one....i was like...oh man...cuz urs are always funny! and indeed, this week u should win cuz urs is the funniest!! hahahah
MustLoveChuck Rank: Extra
November 23rd, 2008 10:10 PM
V: I can't believe he loves Jenny. Now what am I supposed to do.... I could...No...Maybe kill...No...Sleep with...YES!!!!! That's it, the perfect way to get me back on top and actually in the show. I am going to sleep with Rufus!!! I am such a genius. (Turns around to see Dan, Jenny, Lily, Eric, and Rufus staring at her)... Shit did I just say that out loud?
LotsOfChuck Rank: Extra
November 23rd, 2008 10:05 PM
GG: Don't look so surprised V.I t's N we're talking about here, in case you forgot he has a short attention span when it comes to girls... next please.
XOXO Gossip Girl
Moca Dator
November 23rd, 2008 7:51 PM
Nate's handwriting: Dear Jenny, I know I seem to play the field...blair, serena, vanessa but you are so different from all those girls...I believe we're meant for each other. No other girl could style my man bangs like you.
Curious
November 23rd, 2008 7:48 PM
She is making a list,
Checking it twice...
Only time will tell
Is she naughty or nice?
Vanessa
November 23rd, 2008 7:31 PM
Gossip Girl:All is fair in Love and War
So what lil J doesn't know won't hurt....
PrettySickSkyler
November 23rd, 2008 5:28 PM
Gossip Girl: Looks like our only moral compass now points south. I guess this means we're all going to hell.
PrettySickSkyler
November 23rd, 2008 5:07 PM
Gossip girl: Even the wicked stepmother loved getting a letter. To bad she had to steal little J's to make her feel better. I wonder what the mirror has to say about this, probably the same as always karma's a bitch.
xoxoCB
November 23rd, 2008 5:01 PM
Wait... what?! I survive the next episode??
Curious
November 23rd, 2008 10:51 AM
If I take the letter, and Jenny doesn't read it...then does it mean that Nate didn't write it?
Alina
November 23rd, 2008 8:39 AM
GossipGirl: N or J? Which will she choose?Little J put bros before whos.But it doesn't seem like V's going to do the same.
P.S. Sorry that I didn't write it correctly, but i hope you understand.
Z
November 23rd, 2008 2:22 AM
V:"OMG Im only making coffee agaaaiinn???"
Mallie
November 23rd, 2008 2:06 AM
I can't believe he's choosing Jenny over me! Maybe I am as ugly as everyone says.
Rawrrr
November 23rd, 2008 1:12 AM
Macy, lol :) your is funny
Faye
November 23rd, 2008 12:05 AM
Vanessa: Damn that Mother Nather.
Gossip Girl: Played by Chuck and Nate. Doesn't V learn that Brooklyn girls can never dominate? You're nobody unless you're talked about.
You know you love me, XOXO. Gossip Girl.
JustLikeS
November 23rd, 2008 12:05 AM
Vanessa: Damn. I wonder if I can get Blair's help for this...
Trish
November 22nd, 2008 11:33 PM
Gossip Girl: This just in, socialites. The first to judge are also in need of a juror. Looks like V is acting out at the thought of being a spinster. Who knew that Little J would grow up to cause so much heartache? Can't wait to see what developes by Christmas. XOXO, Gossip Girl
ILOVEBLAIRxxgrace
November 22nd, 2008 10:25 PM
V looks up from the letter with wide eyes.
V: ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!! (really loudly) that son of a ..
Jenny and Dan enter.
J: huh? vanessa? son of a what? are you okay?
Dan quickly pulls Jenny back and gives Vanessa a dirty look. Still looking at Vanessa, he says:
D: Jenny, you aren't old enough for this. This sort of language could corrupt you even more than you already have been. Go to your room.
Hartemes
November 22nd, 2008 9:42 PM
Dan is gay! I knew it!!
Michaela S
November 22nd, 2008 9:38 PM
Nate talking over as if reading the letter....
Dear Jenny. I know Vanessa is going to steal this from you if she sees it soo..
Vanessa I do not and will not like you. I can't believe I ever did before. I am in love with Jenny. Get over yourself. You need to stop obsessing over me and my gorgeous bangs and get a life.
Also, stop trying to win Dan over as well. He likes Serena and we are all rooting for them.
Nate
P.S- When Chuck said that I wouldn't leave with out saying goodbye to my friends that is true. But remember, we were never really friends in the first place.
theotherJ
November 22nd, 2008 8:27 PM
Gossip Girl: Seems like you can't pretend to be a nice girl forever. Way to go, V. One more bitch for the Upper East Side. Too bad no one is really in to you. Stealing letters won't get you a hot boyfriend.
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
November 24th, 2008 12:13 AM
LOL dirtnow, your's is awesome also prettysickskyler and Moca Dator
November 24th, 2008 12:09 AM
Crewman: We are on in five minutes!
Jessica: OK, so I think I've got it now. Vanessa comes on, bitches about her pathetic life, ruins someone else's life and lames her way off again. Only, didn't I do that last time?
November 23rd, 2008 11:45 PM
Vanessa thinking: Man its times like this that make me wish I knew how to read.
November 23rd, 2008 11:44 PM
"Dear Jenny ...
thanks for don't say to anyone that i'm gay like your past boyfriend was, you're such a good fake-girlfriend, and i know How could no one note it with my manbangs? any way thanks for your help
P.S.: if it's opened it means that vanessa read it, so you now what to do"
Vanessa: Oh crap!? what that means?!
Jenny: (with a knife in her hands)it means that you'll be a good company for Bart !
Gg: Yes Vanessa, trolls go to hell good luck w/ that!
November 23rd, 2008 11:21 PM
MustLoveChuck, when u said ur sitting out on this one....i was like...oh man...cuz urs are always funny! and indeed, this week u should win cuz urs is the funniest!! hahahah
Rank: Extra
November 23rd, 2008 10:10 PM
V: I can't believe he loves Jenny. Now what am I supposed to do.... I could...No...Maybe kill...No...Sleep with...YES!!!!! That's it, the perfect way to get me back on top and actually in the show. I am going to sleep with Rufus!!! I am such a genius. (Turns around to see Dan, Jenny, Lily, Eric, and Rufus staring at her)... Shit did I just say that out loud?
Rank: Extra
November 23rd, 2008 10:05 PM
GG: Don't look so surprised V.I t's N we're talking about here, in case you forgot he has a short attention span when it comes to girls... next please.
XOXO Gossip Girl
November 23rd, 2008 7:51 PM
Nate's handwriting: Dear Jenny, I know I seem to play the field...blair, serena, vanessa but you are so different from all those girls...I believe we're meant for each other. No other girl could style my man bangs like you.
November 23rd, 2008 7:48 PM
She is making a list,
Checking it twice...
Only time will tell
Is she naughty or nice?
November 23rd, 2008 7:31 PM
Gossip Girl:All is fair in Love and War
So what lil J doesn't know won't hurt....
November 23rd, 2008 5:28 PM
Gossip Girl: Looks like our only moral compass now points south. I guess this means we're all going to hell.
November 23rd, 2008 5:07 PM
Gossip girl: Even the wicked stepmother loved getting a letter. To bad she had to steal little J's to make her feel better. I wonder what the mirror has to say about this, probably the same as always karma's a bitch.
November 23rd, 2008 5:01 PM
Wait... what?! I survive the next episode??
November 23rd, 2008 10:51 AM
If I take the letter, and Jenny doesn't read it...then does it mean that Nate didn't write it?
November 23rd, 2008 8:39 AM
GossipGirl: N or J? Which will she choose?Little J put bros before whos.But it doesn't seem like V's going to do the same.
P.S. Sorry that I didn't write it correctly, but i hope you understand.
November 23rd, 2008 2:22 AM
V:"OMG Im only making coffee agaaaiinn???"
November 23rd, 2008 2:06 AM
I can't believe he's choosing Jenny over me! Maybe I am as ugly as everyone says.
November 23rd, 2008 1:12 AM
Macy, lol :) your is funny
November 23rd, 2008 12:05 AM
Vanessa: Damn that Mother Nather.
Gossip Girl: Played by Chuck and Nate. Doesn't V learn that Brooklyn girls can never dominate? You're nobody unless you're talked about.
You know you love me, XOXO. Gossip Girl.
November 23rd, 2008 12:05 AM
Vanessa: Damn. I wonder if I can get Blair's help for this...
November 22nd, 2008 11:33 PM
Gossip Girl: This just in, socialites. The first to judge are also in need of a juror. Looks like V is acting out at the thought of being a spinster. Who knew that Little J would grow up to cause so much heartache? Can't wait to see what developes by Christmas. XOXO, Gossip Girl
November 22nd, 2008 10:25 PM
V looks up from the letter with wide eyes.
V: ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!! (really loudly) that son of a ..
Jenny and Dan enter.
J: huh? vanessa? son of a what? are you okay?
Dan quickly pulls Jenny back and gives Vanessa a dirty look. Still looking at Vanessa, he says:
D: Jenny, you aren't old enough for this. This sort of language could corrupt you even more than you already have been. Go to your room.
November 22nd, 2008 9:42 PM
Dan is gay! I knew it!!
November 22nd, 2008 9:38 PM
Nate talking over as if reading the letter....
Dear Jenny. I know Vanessa is going to steal this from you if she sees it soo..
Vanessa I do not and will not like you. I can't believe I ever did before. I am in love with Jenny. Get over yourself. You need to stop obsessing over me and my gorgeous bangs and get a life.
Also, stop trying to win Dan over as well. He likes Serena and we are all rooting for them.
Nate
P.S- When Chuck said that I wouldn't leave with out saying goodbye to my friends that is true. But remember, we were never really friends in the first place.
November 22nd, 2008 8:27 PM
Gossip Girl: Seems like you can't pretend to be a nice girl forever. Way to go, V. One more bitch for the Upper East Side. Too bad no one is really in to you. Stealing letters won't get you a hot boyfriend.