ABC may be on season three of Ugly Betty, but the Fanatic was busy re-watching every episode from season one on DVD.  Why?  For you guys, of course!

We've gone through the archives and did episode recaps for the entire season one and collected quotes and pictures from each episode.  Here's a sampling from the most complete collection of Ugly Betty quotes you'll find on the internet:

Betty: Gina Gambarro has it
Daniel: Who is Gina Gambarro? is that a new designer?
Betty: No, it's an old slut
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Marc: Fat Carol hates her job. Why would she eat so many grilled cheeses if she didn't? | permalink

Betty: I don't like lying
Marc: Neither do I... okay that was a lie | permalink

[after seeing Marc dressed as Betty]
Wilhelmina: Marc, that is the absolute cruelest thing I have ever seen. Someone is getting a raise | permalink

Ignacio: How does your boss take his coffee? On the rocks? | permalink

Marc: Are those jeans?
Wilhelmina: Aren't they fabulous? Ted took me to an... outlet mall... I shopped next to fat people! | permalink

Marc: When you move into Daniel's office, I am not sitting in Betty's old chair. This bum does not slum
Wilhelmina: Not what I've heard | permalink

Bobby's Mom: You're a mother, why don't you try looking like it
Hilda: You're a woman, why don't you try looking like that
Justin: Snap! | permalink

Joel: You look familiar. Have we met?
Wilhelmina: We're not even meeting now | permalink

Christina: Alright Betty, the sooner you tackle that horsey, the sooner I can tackle something in a codpiece. | permalink

Rodrigo: So why wouldn't you want to go to Brazil with me?
Alexis: For one, I have sideburns and a mustache in my passport photo | permalink

Next up for us at the Fanatic?  All of season two of course!  We know, it's a rough life.

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