Episode 12: "Chica and the Man"
Betty: (about Daniel) Do you know what he said to me about my fans? He called them a tiny band of cat loving weirdoes. [permalink]
Amanda: See - I can be very perceptive sometimes. [permalink]
Helen: It's like the cherry on top of the pill bottle. [permalink]
Marc: And trust me, no good ever came from keeping someone in the closet.
Amanda: Wow. You just got really deep.
Marc: I know. Now I have a headache. [permalink]
Wilhelmina: However, if you stick around and shave again - looks like I can have it all. [permalink]
Daniel: Well when they called my a womanizer at least it sounds sexy - you just made me sound like a jerk. [permalink]
Daniel: (about Betty) My sweet little assistant always on hand to get me my water. [permalink]
Wilhelmina: Should she slow down or you speed up? [permalink]
Amanda: I am sick of being a receptionist - always being someone's Beck and Victoria. [permalink]
Marc: I'm sharing an office with a chunky cheering charro. [permalink]
Marc: Hello Gorgeous! [permalink]
Episode 11: "Blackout!"
Amanda: Oh thank God you're here, I'm running out of body parts to entertain people with! [permalink]
Amanda: Betty! I am working my ass off here! Please don't take away my music! We'll be left with conversation, and that is not going to work with his house of trolls. [permalink]
Marc: I wanna kill myself. Wilhelmina and Daniel will not stop fighting over me. This ménage a moi has got to stop! I hate being in the middle. I mean, unless there's a Gyllenhaal involved. [permalink]
Amanda: (about Betty) When I say, 'Don't go in the hall, it's there,' that's what I mean. [permalink]
Wilhelmina: I know Marc might not walk like a man or talk like a man, and his features are vaguely lesbian. But the truth is that he's my one constant over the years. [permalink]
Wilhelmina: Please! I'm more of a man than you'll ever be. [permalink]
Marc: Reach for the stars and unicorns and lollipops and sunflowers! [permalink]
Amanda: I'm so getting another chimp out of this! [permalink]
Marc: Yeah Betty, newsflash, you aren't the only one with hopes and dreams. [permalink]
