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"Cross Rhodes"

Mon, February 20

Gossip Girl Caption Contest 36 Comments (Page 2)

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  1. auburnfusion

    Blair: I demand a second chance. Better yet, if you don't give me my A, I'll register you as a sex offender in all 51 states. Canada too!

  2. Chewbacca

    Ms. Carr: If you weren't so focused on manipulating others, you might've noticed your brain cells were dying.

    Blair: My bracelets are dying?!

    Ms. Carr: My point exactly.

  3. Bee

    Blair: You know, in exchange for an A, I could give you a fashion makeover, so you won't be constantly mistaken as a student here.

    Ms. Carr: Does that include an invitation to your "posse"?

    Blair: As if! I'm already attempting to do something nearly impossible, now you want me to give you the impossible?

  4. NatesBbyxoxo
    Rank: Guest Star

    Miss Carr; Blair you'll have to exuse me Its gonna take a while to get to brookelyn so I told Dan I would give him a ride.

    Blair; I bet you did.

  5. lovetobe

    Blair: You think you're better than me?
    Miss Carr: I'm the teacher, not you.
    Blair: Well, teacher, you're holding your notebook upside down.

  6. Tara

    Teehee....I like yours dolita!

  7. dolita

    blair : miss carr,would you mind moving a little to the right?the sniper can't get to you

  8. T.S.

    M.'s is soooooo funny!!

  9. kissmesilly
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: Dan? Humphrey? Say it with me, Miss Carr. CA-BBAGE PATCH DOLL.

  10. kissmesilly
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: S

  11. kissmesilly
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: S

  12. 3words.8letters

    Spotted: Queen B and the new teacher having a little chat at the corridor. Be careful Miss Iowa, not all the thugs are across the Brooklyn bridge.

  13. Tara

    Blair: Haha, you had your fun. Now hand it over.

    Miss Carr: Excuse me?

    B: My headband.

    MC: Huh?

    B: Stop playing games with me woman! Penelope said you had it. I have to take a Calculus test next period and I need my lucky headband!

    MC: Blair, I don’t have your headband.

    B: WHAT!?! Someone is going to pay for this!! *Stomps off to Headmistress Queller’s office*

  14. Kathy

    I love NatesBb! That one rocks! LMAO!

  15. xoxo

    i really like blondie59!!

  16. Tara

    Blair: Oh Miss Carr, your fashion sense is as abysmal as your grading sense. *smirk*

  17. blondie59
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: Look Miss Carr, you aren't in Kansas anymore. If you want to be part of my minions you're going to have to do more than change my B to an A. Although that would be a start.

    Miss Carr: I'm from Iowa!

  18. Tara

    Blair: Miss Carr, do you have a moment?

    Miss Carr: Yes, Blair.

    B: Just so we're clear, if you give me another "B", I'll have my girlfriend kick your ass.

    MC: Excuse me?

    B: B=Serena kicking your ass! You know, you're not very bright for a teacher. How the hell did you get this job? You're boring me. **Blair walks away**

    MC: What the f***?

  19. LOVEc&b.

    Gossip Girl: Whats this now? Looks like Queen B just got a B. What made B slip up? I bet we could think of a few things. Can you say "I love you?" Neither could Chuck Bass.

  20. Tanya

    Blair: Excuse me, Miss Carr.. i think you must have mistaken my grade for this essay, don't you know who i am?
    Mrs Carr: Your one of my students, Blair, and i'm your teacher. I did not make a mistake on your grade. Your essay was unsatisfactory and boring. That is what a B stands for.

    Blair moves a little closer.
    Blair: Miss Carr. Let me tell you something. a B stands for, Blair, Beautiful, and Bitch. Which is a side of my character that i'm sure you will be getting to know very soon.

  21. M.

    BLAIR: "Give me a reason why I got this B!"

    MISS CARR: "Blair -"

    BLAIR: "And 'I'M MISS CARR' doesn't count!!!"

  22. gguy;)

    Blaire: Umm Miss Carr, I think you might have mistaken my paper for someone elses, there seems to be a "B" on it, wtf.
    Miss C: Umm actually Blaire I didn't mess up, that's the grade you deserve.
    Blaire: Well....CAN YOU GO CHANGE IT, NOW!
    Miss C: sorry Blaire I can't do that, I don't know how things work around here, and quite frankly I don't care.
    Blaire: Ahahaha weren't you informed you never F with the bitch, the queen "B", and you've happened to stumble upon her, you CAN fight fire with fire, and maybe you'll get somewhere, but fight with Blaire Waldorf and you'll get burned!
    Miss C: Blaire, your childish threats don't scare me-
    Blaire: Bitch, its not a threat, its a warning. [Walks away] Gossip Girl, Miss Carr is LESBIAN!
    Students @ Constance: [open their verizon wireless phones and GASP]

  23. gguy;)

    Blaire: Miss Carr! What-The-Hell? A "B" what were you thinking Blaire Waldorf doesn't get "B's".
    Not if she wants to get in to Yale.
    Miss C: Well Buh-Laire, that's the grade you deserve and if you have a problem with my grading, see to it with the Headmistress!
    Blaire: Ummm I don't think you understand, I'm the BITCH around here, and that's already enough of a "B", so I'd be precautious [smiles].
    Miss C: You're still a child B. And you don't scare me, you or your spice girls, you were the only BITCH, things change, grades change. DON'T BE LATE TO CLASS! [Walks away]
    Blaire: [takes out her phone] Dorrota, get ready for plan, CARR-Crash!

  24. gguy;)

    Blaire: Miss Carr! What-The-Hell? A "B" what were you thinking Blaire Waldorf doesn't get "B's".
    Not if she wants to get in to Yale.
    Miss C: Well Buh-Laire, that's the grade you deserve and if you have a problem with my grading, see to it with the Headmistress!
    Blaire: Ummm I don't think you understand, I'm the BITCH around here, and that's already enough of a "B", so I'd be precautious [smiles].
    Miss C: You're still a child B. And you don't scare me, you or your spice girls, you were the only BITCH, things change, grades change. DON'T BE LATE TO CLASS!
    Blaire: [takes out her phone] Dorrota, get ready for plan, CARR-Crash!

  25. lisalovesgg
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: You being new here obviously dont get how things work around here Miss Carr, you must think because my name starts with a B you give me a B, WRONG. so why dont we zap this little B to an A or-
    Miss Carr: No, Blair thats not the reason i gave you a-
    Blair: OR ill hurt you with my two thousand dollar Prada bag and believe me Miss Carr, I'm not afraid to use it.


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