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The Big Bang Theory Season One Quotes

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The first season of The Big Bang Theory introduced us to Leonard, Sheldon and their friends as well as their new neighbor and Leonard's potential love interest, Penny.  The amazing season finally ended with Leonard having the courage to ask Penny out on the date.

Penny Hugs Leonard

Of course, along the way, we had so many hilarious The Big Bang Theory quotes, especially from the ever quirky Sheldon, the hornball Wolowitz, the nervous Raj, the closest-to-normal Leonard and the sassy Penny.  It was a great season and here are just some of our favorite quotes from it:

Sheldon: This car weighs, let's say, 4,000 pounds. Now add 140 for me, 120 for you...
Penny: 120?!
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth? | permalink
Penny: This is the best cobbler ever!
Mary: You know what the secret ingredient is?
Penny: Love?
Mary: Lard | permalink
Penny: Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello.
Leonard: Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough | permalink
Leonard the Cellist
Penny: Why can't all guys be like you?
Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive | permalink
Wolowitz: Check out the sexy nurse. I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough | permalink
Wolowitz: I just checked the house. There's probably 20, 25 people in there.
Leonard: You're kidding!
Penny: Is that all?
Leonard: "All?" In particle physics, 25 is Woodstock. | permalink
Leonard: You are not Isaac Newton.
Sheldon: No, no, that's true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple | permalink
Wolowitz: I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister | permalink
Wolowitz and Missy

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