TV Quotes of the Week: The United States of Tara, House and More!

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From a mother with multiple personalities to a perpetually grump doctor to a man named Gary who is unmarried, our TV quotes section is chock full of the funniest utterances of the season.

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Meanwhile, enjoy the following samples of quotes from this week's slew of new episodes across the television dial...

Sarah: I don't know how to Twitter and I don't have a Facebook page. | permalink -- Brothers & Sisters
Hurley: Look, everything's going to make sense. I promise.
Hurley's mom: It better! | permalink -- Lost
Gary: Are you okay?
Tom: No I'm not okay, my heart is beating so fast my tie is moving. | permalink -- Garry Unmarried
Megan: Sage, when I was your age, my biggest concern was trying to get Ethan Hawke to marry me. The Realty Bites Ethan Hawke, not the "I left my wife for my nanny and haven't showered in ten days" Ethan Hawke. | permalink -- Privileged
Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered?
House: Scent of a man. I realize you haven't experienced it sober. | permalink -- House
T: Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't freaking get to Narnia. | permalink -- The United States of Tara
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And how many women call him? And how many women actually engage him? You see, men belong to a nice, exclusive subset. And you know, it's not betraying your sex by -- I mean, it's not regressive to be a conversationalist. You convince them you're a friend, and they'll forget what they are.

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If there's one thing I've learned, it's that I can't win every fight. And that's cool; I'm okay with that. But this, this is our history. We can't lose this fight. All our struggles as a people, I think about it, and I used to say, “Imma show them. Imma go out and change the world.” Yeah, silly, I know, but when I'd look in your eyes, I could tell you were always thinking that I was running away.

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