Gossip Girl Caption Contest 37

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Welcome, fans, to the 37th Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's contest winner is trixee. Congratulations! Honorable mentions go out to c-luv and Tanya. Thank you all for playing and best of luck again next week!

Blair and Nelly Yuki

Yuki: Blair, I think a raccoon from the park followed you here.
Blair: No, that's Jenny Humphrey - it's her new look.

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Nelly: Blair, what is Dan Humphrey doing with your dog?
Blair: What? [Looks over] Seriously? Do I have to do everything around here? [Yelling] DOROTA, I SAID 'HOMELESS!' NOT 'HOMELY!' I'll be right back, Nelly Yuki. Maybe while I'm gone you can get back to thinking about how your fashion choices affect me. So selfish.
Nelly: Sorry, Blair. I can't believe I didn't realize toggles, mustard, and mahogany gloves don't go together.
Blair: Yeah, well I think it's fair to say anything that matches a girl's binder is a no-go.

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blair: ok you give her your angry look and ill give her my disgusted look.
nelly : why?
Blair: yuki yuki yuki.because you just wont wear the same thing twice.
nelly: uh blair you've worn that coat before
blair: well the rule obviously doesn't apply to me. now does it?
nelly: no...
Blair: what was that? huh?
nelly: i mean, No Queen Blair your highness
Blair: thats right. bow to me.

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blair: ok you hive her your angry look and ill give her my disgusted look.
nelly : why?
Blair: yuki yuki yuki.because you just wont wear the same thing twice.
nelly: uh blair you've worn that coat before
blair: well the rule obviously doesn't apply to me. now does it?
nelly: no...
Blair: what was that? huh?
nelly: i mean, No Queen Blair your highness
Blair: thats right. bow to me.

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Blair: Is something wrong?
Nelly: Nothing Blair....
Blair: Nelly Yuki, the girls and I are like the Non-Judging Breakfast Club, were your best friends....Well actually we're your only friends. But you can tell us anything.
Nelly: I ratted you out to Miss Carr.
*awkward silence*
Blair: Except for that. Your better run!

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Yuki:(thinking) i need to make a plan to get Blair back for evrything she has done to me...she will sufer! Blair: Oh....my....god, what is she doing here!? This can't be happening. Yuki:(thinking) this is a good start...(speaking)OMG Blair...i think life just hates you

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Nelly: Do you smell... burning?
(whole school turns heads) Nelly: Is that what i think it is? Blair: MY HEADBANDS, NO NOT MY BABIES, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! Nelly: You want the long list or the short list?.... Blair? Blair: (running towards the fire)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nelly: (on the phone) Serena, we have a code red, i am requesting back up, WE HAVE A SOLDIER DOWN, BRING THE MINIONS... Oh and Chuck Bass too he always said he liked the fire within..

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Blair: I am gratified that I saved Gossip Girl and ruin miss Carr with one shot. That bitch owns me a lot.
Nelly: Yea,about that...I was going to ask you if you knew who GG was..
Blair: I know everything... why are you asking???
Nelly: Oh nothing... just I am curios what would you do to her if you knew who she was..
Blair: I am okay with her... wana go to my party on the roff tonight ?
Nelly: I didn't know you were having a party..
Blair: Nobody does...

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Blair: Yuki, play like Daroda. Look over there and tell me if you see Miss Carr. Afterall, those glasses must be of some use.
Yuki: I can't see.

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Blair: Oh No they're checking bags for phones which means that Ms. Carr's annihilation plan B will totaly not go unnoticed. Nelly Yuki: Blair You have a Gun!!! Blair: Of course not silly! That's way too loud! A knife...

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Blair: Think anybody will need some ketchup and mustard during lunch time?

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And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair