Gossip Girl Caption Contest 37

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Welcome, fans, to the 37th Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's contest winner is trixee. Congratulations! Honorable mentions go out to c-luv and Tanya. Thank you all for playing and best of luck again next week!

Blair and Nelly Yuki

Yuki: Blair, I think a raccoon from the park followed you here.
Blair: No, that's Jenny Humphrey - it's her new look.

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Nelly: Blair, what is Dan Humphrey doing with your dog?
Blair: What? [Looks over] Seriously? Do I have to do everything around here? [Yelling] DOROTA, I SAID 'HOMELESS!' NOT 'HOMELY!' I'll be right back, Nelly Yuki. Maybe while I'm gone you can get back to thinking about how your fashion choices affect me. So selfish.
Nelly: Sorry, Blair. I can't believe I didn't realize toggles, mustard, and mahogany gloves don't go together.
Blair: Yeah, well I think it's fair to say anything that matches a girl's binder is a no-go.

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blair: ok you give her your angry look and ill give her my disgusted look.
nelly : why?
Blair: yuki yuki yuki.because you just wont wear the same thing twice.
nelly: uh blair you've worn that coat before
blair: well the rule obviously doesn't apply to me. now does it?
nelly: no...
Blair: what was that? huh?
nelly: i mean, No Queen Blair your highness
Blair: thats right. bow to me.

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blair: ok you hive her your angry look and ill give her my disgusted look.
nelly : why?
Blair: yuki yuki yuki.because you just wont wear the same thing twice.
nelly: uh blair you've worn that coat before
blair: well the rule obviously doesn't apply to me. now does it?
nelly: no...
Blair: what was that? huh?
nelly: i mean, No Queen Blair your highness
Blair: thats right. bow to me.

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Blair: Is something wrong?
Nelly: Nothing Blair....
Blair: Nelly Yuki, the girls and I are like the Non-Judging Breakfast Club, were your best friends....Well actually we're your only friends. But you can tell us anything.
Nelly: I ratted you out to Miss Carr.
*awkward silence*
Blair: Except for that. Your better run!

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Yuki:(thinking) i need to make a plan to get Blair back for evrything she has done to me...she will sufer! Blair: Oh....my....god, what is she doing here!? This can't be happening. Yuki:(thinking) this is a good start...(speaking)OMG Blair...i think life just hates you

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Nelly: Do you smell... burning?
(whole school turns heads) Nelly: Is that what i think it is? Blair: MY HEADBANDS, NO NOT MY BABIES, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! Nelly: You want the long list or the short list?.... Blair? Blair: (running towards the fire)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nelly: (on the phone) Serena, we have a code red, i am requesting back up, WE HAVE A SOLDIER DOWN, BRING THE MINIONS... Oh and Chuck Bass too he always said he liked the fire within..

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Blair: I am gratified that I saved Gossip Girl and ruin miss Carr with one shot. That bitch owns me a lot.
Nelly: Yea,about that...I was going to ask you if you knew who GG was..
Blair: I know everything... why are you asking???
Nelly: Oh nothing... just I am curios what would you do to her if you knew who she was..
Blair: I am okay with her... wana go to my party on the roff tonight ?
Nelly: I didn't know you were having a party..
Blair: Nobody does...

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Blair: Yuki, play like Daroda. Look over there and tell me if you see Miss Carr. Afterall, those glasses must be of some use.
Yuki: I can't see.

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Blair: Oh No they're checking bags for phones which means that Ms. Carr's annihilation plan B will totaly not go unnoticed. Nelly Yuki: Blair You have a Gun!!! Blair: Of course not silly! That's way too loud! A knife...

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Blair: Think anybody will need some ketchup and mustard during lunch time?

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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