The eagerly awaited season two of the CW's Reaper is almost upon us!  We've decided to celebrate by posting quotes from the first season of this hilarious drama from the CW.

We can't decided who makes us laugh more, Sock or the Devil, so please, go through our Reaper quotes and vote on your favorites to help us decided.

Here's a sampling of some of our favorite quotes from season one:

Sock: Hey, no shame in community college, K-Fed. I almost went | permalink

Sock: All right, listen to me. I'm not advocating violence here. But if you need to... uh... "take care of Greg," I know some people.
Sam: Yeah, I know the Devil. I think my people trump your people.
Sock: Yeah... Oh, yeah | permalink

Sam: I think you really cared about her.
Devil: Want to see how much I cared about her? [snaps fingers] She's dead.
Sam: What?
Devil: That's right. With the snap of my fingers, Mimi just got hit by a bus. Gruesome. Can't tell her from the pavement. And that's on you, buddy.
Sam: You sick son of a...
Devil: Oh, calm down, hero. I'm screwing with you. Mimi's fine | permalink

Sock: Free booze, hot Asian girls, and the smell of grease. I am home! | permalink

Sock: Hey, did the doctors x-ray you?
Andi: Yes.
Sock: Good. I have a theory about radiation. You're exposed to enough in your lifetime, you have a greater chance of getting... cooler mutant powers.
Andi: Yeah, but I don't think I really want mutant powers, Sock | permalink

Ben: Think about it, Sam. Women don't always tell you when you screw up. They like to give non verbal clues.
Sock: i.e., making out with another dude | permalink

Devil: You know, I got to say, this is one of my greatest inventions.
Sam: You invented the lottery?
Devil: You betcha. State-sponsored gambling. Minimum wage earners spending their last buck on an 18 million to one long shot. I like to call it the idiot's tax | permalink

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