Desperate Housewives Spoilers: "A Spark. To Pierce the Dark"

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On last night's Desperate Housewives, Mike and Kathy went on a camping trip with perhaps with the worst companion possible... Dave.  With a rifle involved, things didn't get any safer for the couple.  Oh and did we mention Edie learns about Mike's past?

Dave, Katherine and Mike Camping

Meanwhile, Lucy was busy terrorizing Carlos' office and getting between Carlos and Gaby; Susan got to see her ex-husband suffer; and Bree and Orsen might have found a solution for their marriage.

Catch up on how it worked out for our favorite housewives in our "A Spark. To Pierce The Dark" recap.

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

So you're just not gonna talk to me, is that it? Fine. I don't need to talk. Okay. Yes, I had a little affair. It wasn't the best thing to do, and I'm not proud of it. But it's not the worst thing that could have happened. Nobody died. Oh, don't be such a martyr, Carlos. Okay, it takes two people. How many times did you go off on your little business trips and leave me alone? See, so technically, you cheated, too. It's just your mistress was your work.

Gabrielle