Desperate Housewives

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

Season 8 Episode 23: "Finishing the Hat"

Mary Alice: As Susan left her driveway, she had a feeling she was being watched and she was. The ghosts of people who had part of Wisteria Lane were gazing upon her as she passed. They watched her as they watched everyone always hoping the living could learn to put away rage and sorrow bitterness and regret. These ghosts watch wanting people to remember that even the most desperate life is oh...so wonderful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: It's funny. Some people never get to know the folks next door. They share a fence and nothing else, and we shared everything. How did we get to be so lucky?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlos: You and me, we're doing a tango.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: Did you see those legs? How could you not want to be married to those legs?
• Rating: Unrated

Renee: You're talking to a woman who gave herself salmonella to lose 10 pounds before the prom.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 22: "Give Me the Blame"

Lee: I cannot tell you how relieved I am that you weren't convicted. Seriously, you have any idea how living across the street from a murderer can affect housing prices?
• Rating: Unrated

Roy: It's so important to say these things when you can because when it's over, it's over.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. McCluskey: Let me tell you about a neighborhood. It's not just a bunch of houses in the same place. It's a community. It's lives that are connected, people who care about each other. I know it sounds sappy, but damn it, it's true. And these wonderful people I've lived beside they're my family.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: I'm sorry. I've never been good with ass comments.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. McCluskey: Gaby, those kids of yours are turning into serial killers before our very eyes.
Gaby: Okay, I'm not going to argue with you because you're sick and totally correct.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 21: "The People Will Hear"

Bree: Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: Killers don't wear aprons.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gaby: I'm always getting my Mexicans confused, which I'm allowed to do because I'm Mexican.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 20: "Lost My Power"

Mary Alice: It isn't easy giving up power admitting that we might need help from friends and neighbors, deciding that a loved one might know what's best for us, giving up our better judgment for a slightly darker agenda, but for some the hardest kind of power to give up is the power to control their own desires.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: Your ex kept secrets to hurt you. I'm keeping a secret to protect you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette: Huh. That's weird.
Tom: What?
Lynette: I have an "Isn't that Ironic?" app that usually buzzes when people say stuff like that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gaby: My husband's an alcoholic so I can only drink at work.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 19: "With So Little to Be Sure Of"

Mary Alice: In life we all make plans, but sometimes they don't turn out the way we expected. By trying to help out, we may damage a relationship. By attempting to reach out, we may push someone further away. By digging into the past, we may enrich our present.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Gaby: You can't dress for church if you want to move the 'merch. You gotta shake the rear to make them buy the gear. You wanna sell some knits, you gotta flash the...
Carlos: Gaby! I got it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0