Desperate Housewives
Season 6 Quotes

Episode 17: "Chromolume #7"

Tom: So, Paris, Prague, Madrid... it sounds like you guys saw everything.
Lynette: But you still haven't told us how you two met.
Preston: Well, uh, the first time I saw Irina was on a beach in Nice.
Irina: It was, uh, how you say in english? The... (she gestures)
Tom: T-topless?
Irina: Yes!
Lynette: Oh, you really did see everything. [permalink]

Mike: Did you just say Katherine is a leprechaun?
Susan: Lesbian. Katherine is a lesbian.
Mike: Okay. The first one made more sense.
Susan: Apparently, the other night, Katherine and Robin got a little drunk...
Mike: Hold it. Robin?
Susan: Yeah. She's a leprechaun, too. [permalink]

Episode 16: "The Chase"

Lynette: Think of a world where the toilet seat is never up! This is our time to take them down! [permalink]

Gabrielle: I haven't taken a nap since Juanita crowned. [permalink]

Tom: How could you forget her birthday?
Lynette: I'm pregnant. I forget pants sometimes. [permalink]

Episode 15: "Lovely"

Katherine: I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking. [permalink]

Robin: No one judges the woman from the loony bin when there's a stripper next door. [permalink]

Robin: The next time you're giving it to your husband, could you draw the drapes? [permalink]

Lynette: We'd hoped that it'd be another year before we had the parent-son conversation where we tell you not to offer your neighbor money for sex, but... [permalink]

Lynette: The next you take a shower, think you could close your blinds? I have a 16-year old son and he has friends. [permalink]

Katherine: She can't bring any more crazy to this street than I did. [permalink]

Susan: I'm just trying to help her get back on her feet.
Gabrielle: That should be a nice change for her. [permalink]

Gabrielle: Our husbands are in there pulling together their dollar bills, what else do we need to know? [permalink]

Episode 14: "The Glamorous Life"

Gabrielle: No, Carlos. What choice do we have? They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. Isn't it better to be safe than sorry?
Carlos: But giving them these is like giving them our blessing.
Gabrielle: And that's how I felt at first, but like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
Carlos: Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy! [permalink]

Juanita: I don't want to take a bath!
Gabrielle: Sorry, you need to return the dirt to the earth. [permalink]

Susan: Moby Dick?
Robin: It's not what you think. It's about a whale. [permalink]

Mary Alice: Orson Hodge was smiling again. And Bree would soon learn the reason why. You see, her husband... had decided to kill himself. [permalink]

Lynette: Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist.
Tom: When we started, you loved her.
Lynette: Yeah, and when we started, I loved you too. Things change. [permalink]

Angie: We make sure they don't do anything stupid. Have you gotten Ana birth control?
Gabrielle: I make her spend time with Juanita and Celia. I was hoping that would do it. [permalink]

Bree: You will not be killing yourself! I will remove every knife, rope and pill from this house and, if I have to, I will be with you 24 hours a day.
Orson: Well, being bored to death wasn't how I was planning to go, but we can try it your way. [permalink]