30 Rock Quotes: "Apollo, Apollo"
On 30 Rock last week, Jack reflected on good times past and present as he neared his 50th birthday, while Liz was confronted with the return of her ex-boyfriend Dennis.
Liz: Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing. | permalink
Jack: The closest I came to vomiting tonight is when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades. | permalink
Tracy: If you have a spaceship and you're looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and $30 million, I am prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. I wrote that yesterday. | permalink
Jack: [to Tracy] Your contract expressly prohibits dangerous activities, like extreme sports or riding the subway on St. Patrick's Day. | permalink
Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid. | permalink
Jack: I'm aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster. | permalink
Dennis: With the help of WedMD, I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict. | permalink
Tracy: When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up into the stars and dream of going into space, escaping the slums, and killing an Ewok! | permalink
Jack: I'm Lizzing! | permalink
Jack: Go to Disneyland? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
Liz: That's awesome. | permalink