You're even dumber than I look.

Tracy

Liz: Cut the B.S.
Tracy: But I promised Barbara Streisand I'd never stab her again.

The night is young, and neither are you.

Tracy

You're just an alcoholic with a great voice.

Liz

Like the snakes I kept in my dressing room, I release you.

Tracy

He's avoiding me. What am I my son's piano recital?

Tracy

Dot Com: Sometimes things change.
Tracy: And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time.

Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!

They're replaceable. We can get David Alan Grier and Miss Piggy.

Liz

Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.

So shines a goon's deed in a weary world.

Jack

Charlie: At some point, you have to turn the horse into glue, Ken.
Kenneth: That is a waste of delicious dead horse.

30 Rock Quotes

Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
Liz: I need to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?
Jack: With my eyes closed.

Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.

Liz