30 Rock

30 Rock Quotes

Season 7 Episode 12: "Hogcock; Last Lunch"

Tracy: You're even dumber than I look.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Cut the B.S.
Tracy: But I promised Barbara Streisand I'd never stab her again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: The night is young, and neither are you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: You're just an alcoholic with a great voice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Like the snakes I kept in my dressing room, I release you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: He's avoiding me. What am I my son's piano recital?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Dot Com: Sometimes things change.
Tracy: And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 11: "A Goon's Deed in a Weary World"

Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: They're replaceable. We can get David Alan Grier and Miss Piggy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Jack: So shines a goon's deed in a weary world.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: At some point, you have to turn the horse into glue, Ken.
Kenneth: That is a waste of delicious dead horse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Criss: Did you know that every year more people die from disease and accidents combined than from just trampoline accidents?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: We just need to have our next great roles line up, like how after E.R. Clooney had Dumb, Gay Batman.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: You two are doing press all day.
Tracy: I'm glad the band U2 is doing press all day. Jenna quick, run before Liz Lemon realizes what I did.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Women who try to do things sure get killed a lot.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jack: Through back channels...
Liz: Like BET?
Jack: BACK channels.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: How big is an eight year old's head? I'm thinking like a bowling ball.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 10: "Florida"

Liz: Beverly.
Bev: It's just Bev, Liz. My mother died while naming me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Also, you're kind of a slut.
Jack: I did sleep with Jenna a lot during season three.
 • Rating: Unrated

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