You're even dumber than I look.

Tracy

Liz: Cut the B.S.
Tracy: But I promised Barbara Streisand I'd never stab her again.

The night is young, and neither are you.

Tracy

You're just an alcoholic with a great voice.

Liz

Like the snakes I kept in my dressing room, I release you.

Tracy

He's avoiding me. What am I my son's piano recital?

Tracy

Dot Com: Sometimes things change.
Tracy: And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time.

Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!

They're replaceable. We can get David Alan Grier and Miss Piggy.

Liz

Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.

So shines a goon's deed in a weary world.

Jack

Charlie: At some point, you have to turn the horse into glue, Ken.
Kenneth: That is a waste of delicious dead horse.

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Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz: How do you do that without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.

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