You're even dumber than I look.

Tracy

Liz: Cut the B.S.
Tracy: But I promised Barbara Streisand I'd never stab her again.

The night is young, and neither are you.

Tracy

You're just an alcoholic with a great voice.

Liz

Like the snakes I kept in my dressing room, I release you.

Tracy

He's avoiding me. What am I my son's piano recital?

Tracy

Dot Com: Sometimes things change.
Tracy: And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time.

Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!

They're replaceable. We can get David Alan Grier and Miss Piggy.

Liz
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