30 Rock

30 Rock Quotes

Season 6 Episode 21: "The Return of Avery Jessup"

Jenna: My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: She has the brain of a man, and the ass of a French teenager.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Siri, bring Jessica Tandy back to life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy (to Jenna): Are you crying 'cause there are no roles for actresses in their 40s?
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I don't want to be with Spencer!
Criss: And yet you're silent about Grant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: You wear the pants Liz. You don't necessarily pull them off, because of your hips, but you wear them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Avery: I heard her ask her bear who the die job is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I could dip into my 401 K...is something I've heard old people say in commercials.
 • Rating: Unrated

Avery: I'm sorry I taste like Korean cigarettes. Tobacco's the only thing with protein over there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 20: "Queen of Jordan 2: Mystery of the Phatom Pooper"

Tracy: My love tank is empty!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: I'm too good for this crap, like when I sang at that children's hospital.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: I think I just solved the mystery of the phantom pooper.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

D'Fwan: Never talk about a Black woman's leg size, not on babies, not on the Williams sisters, not on a mannequin at Avenue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gus: We're higher up here, so the sun's electricity is stronger.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Jenna, this is for family only.
Jenna: Now you sound like the cops outside Jackie O's funeral.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 19: "Live From Studio 6H"

Jon Hamm (as Chuck): Honey you have a dynamite shape, but you're gonna have to shut up and let a man tell us what's happening.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Spaceman: Recent studies have shown that while pregnancy is disgusting, babies do not need tar or nicotine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jon Hamm (as Abner): I's done stoled this catfish!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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