30 Rock

30 Rock Quotes

Episode 5: "Today You Are a Man"

Jack: He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.
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Liz: You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
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Jack: I used to be a winner. Men wanted to be me. Women wanted to sleep with me. Bisexuals wanted to watch.
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Liz: I won! Nobody beats the Liz!
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Pete: Damn it! I have to write a 40 word exit evaluation of Kenneth. I wish I was dead!
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Jenna: Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.
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Tracy: If we don't make Adam happy his dad is gonna tell the IRS my house isn't a church. Although I do let children drink wine there.
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Jenna: Adam's acting like us.
Tracy: But he is not famous. Why is the government allowing this?
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Jack: It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.
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Suze: How much have you saved?
Kenneth: Are you talking about saving squirrels from hawks? Zero.
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Liz: I'm negotiating against you, you magnificent bastard.
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Jack: Are you being coached? Is it Pat Reilly? Tell him the fun-meister says hi. He'll know what that means.
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Pete: When your kid throws a tantrum and holds his breath, you hold your breath too. When you regain consciousness, believe me, he's ready to leave the toy store.
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Jenna: We're gonna go. Don't worry about the fee. You can just give it to us now.
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Jenna: Getting paid to help a boy become a man...is kinda my wheelhouse.
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Kenneth (to Jenna): Didn't you notice your food wasn't pre-chewed?
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Episode 4: "The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell"

Jenna: I need someone who has so little going on in her life, she lets me get all the attention.
Liz: And I need someone in my life who doesn't listen to a word I say.
Jenna: Thank you. I just got it cut.
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Mankind: Quiet! Mankind is trying to tweet about these clowns in Congress.
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Hank: I didn't care for Mr. Socko. In my day socks just kept their mouth shut.
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Liz: Man, do my feet hurt in heels sometimes...and other things women talk about.
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