On 30 Rock Thursday, Kenneth took over for Jonathan, which meant Tracy had to watch Kenneth's bird, which led to his belief that Ken is actually a serial murderer.
Elsewhere, Liz Lemon decided to do whatever it takes to save her staff. Even getting down and dirty, in a way that only Liz Lemon can, with an outside consultant.
Jenna: [to Kenneth] You know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well, naturally, we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead. | permalink
Jack: Your writer's room is now the headquarters for Telemundo's coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying. | permalink
Liz: I want to keep making prank phone calls to people like Seattle's Richard Sackmuncher. | permalink
Liz: We're in final negotiations to provide exclusive content to America's jails! | permalink
Jack: [to Kenneth] You'll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom. | permalink
Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do. | permalink
Jack: [to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant. | permalink
Liz: We go upstairs, 20 minutes, open mouth, I will work your ears. | permalink
Liz: Fine - 30 minutes, I'll make some sounds and you can say one weird thing to me. | permalink
HR Guy: [to Liz] He alleges you tried to barter sex for professional consideration. In the HR world we refer to that as being a filthy prostitute. | permalink
Pete: It's a massacre! I can't go back to teaching high school math. Those girls pretend they're not women, but they are. | permalink