On last night's The Big Bang Theory, the guys tried to change things up on their Thursdays and ended up with Penny at the comic book store.  What seemed like a harmless trip turned into a disaster for Leonard when Penny ended up liking the owner, a fellow nerd Stuart (Kevin Sussman).

Poor jealous Leonard agreed to go out to Ladies' Night with Wolowitz and Raj to drink his troubles away.  Find out how the guys did at the bar and how Penny's date went with Stuart in our "The Hofstader Isotope" recap.

Now for some of our favorite The Big Bang Theory quotes from the horny Wolowitz and the rest of the gang:

Leonard: But we all agreed the third Thursday of every month will be "Anything Can Happen Thursday"
Sheldon: Apparently the news didn't reach my digestive system, which when startled has it's own version of "Anything Can Happen Thursday" | permalink

Wolowitz: Okay! Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.
Leonard: Why?
Wolowitz: Well if I get lucky, I certainly don't want to be caught in my Aquaman briefs. | permalink

Wolowitz: First we let the lawyers and the jock thin the heard, then we go after the weak, the old and the lame
Leonard: That's your system?
Wolowitz: Yeah and if you spot a girl with a seeing eye dog, she's mine | permalink

Sheldon: More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to degradation
Stuart: It's a little wrong to say to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge | permalink

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