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True Blood Recap: "Scratches"

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On last night's True Blood, the action finally picked back up as Sookie was attacked by some sort of mysterious creature that resembled a minotaur, but had the feet of a human.

Meanwhile, Jason finally doubted his path at the Light of Day, Tara saw Maryann for what she was, Jessica picked up a guy at the bar, and Sam planned to take off from Bon Temps.

Sookie Holds a Gun

Find out what happened to our favorite southerners in our "Scratches" recap and check out some of the best True Blood quotes from the episode.

Bill: I remember when ladies clothing stores sold petticoats.
Sookie: That's so weird.
Bill: Actually I sort of miss my times. Clothes left something to the imagination and required a certain skill to get past.
Sookie: I think there's a Halloween store around here that sells them.
Bill: You're such a tease | permalink
Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer | permalink
Jessica: This is so embarrassing. I'd die if i wasn't already dead | permalink

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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

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Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
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