True Blood Recap: "Scratches"

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On last night's True Blood, the action finally picked back up as Sookie was attacked by some sort of mysterious creature that resembled a minotaur, but had the feet of a human.

Meanwhile, Jason finally doubted his path at the Light of Day, Tara saw Maryann for what she was, Jessica picked up a guy at the bar, and Sam planned to take off from Bon Temps.

Sookie Holds a Gun

Find out what happened to our favorite southerners in our "Scratches" recap and check out some of the best True Blood quotes from the episode.

Bill: I remember when ladies clothing stores sold petticoats.
Sookie: That's so weird.
Bill: Actually I sort of miss my times. Clothes left something to the imagination and required a certain skill to get past.
Sookie: I think there's a Halloween store around here that sells them.
Bill: You're such a tease | permalink
Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer | permalink
Jessica: This is so embarrassing. I'd die if i wasn't already dead | permalink

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True Blood Quotes

Everyone I love leaves, everything I touch dies, so forgive me if I don't share your faith in my lord.


I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes