Season 2, Episode 12: "Beyond Here Lies Nothin"
Sookie [after Bill's proposal]: Then why can't I say it? My heart's flying around in my chest - I can't even think straight. My life's inside out. With all that's happened I'm not sure about anything. I don't even know if I'm human!Bill: What?
Sookie: Maybe I am some kind of freak. I've only met one other person in the world like me and who even knows where he is? And what happens when I grow old? And weak? And you're still the same, what then?
Bill: Sookie, I don't care about any of that. I want you just as you are.
Sookie: But I'm not even sure what I am!
Bill: Are you saying no?
Sookie: No I'm saying...I don't know what I'm saying. I need a minute to clean myself up. I'm sorry
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Jason: I love the smell of nail polish in the morning
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Sheriff Bud Dearborne: Come by the station in the morning and I'll give you your badge back.
Andy Bellefleur: Really? I won't let you down Bud. And I am never touching another drink again.
Sheriff Bud Dearborne: This town's a hell of a mess and I'm man enough to know I can't shoulder it myself.... You might have your faults Andy but at least you got pants on
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Woman [about Sam]: God bless whoever made those jeans. I swear I'd wear him like a scrunchie
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Jason: It's like if a tree falls in the woods it's still a tree, ain't it?
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Sam: Never say never when there's the Internet
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Sophie-Anne [to Eric]: I heard about your maker. That blows
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Sophie-Anne: (To Eric) You may be the strongest, oldest vampire in my queendom, but if I wanted, I could own your fangs as earrings
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Season 2, Episode 11: "Frenzy"
Sophie-Anne: Never underestimate the power of blind faith. It can manifest itself in ways that bend the laws of physics or break them entirely• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Andy: ...and women do just throw themselves at you. You don't even have to do anything
Jason: Actually I do. I work out like a motherf**ker and I watch a lot of porn to learn stuff
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