True Blood

True Blood Quotes

Season 5 Episode 12: "Save Yourself"

(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: Pull over...pleeeease.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Jason: Before things what, spin out of control? That train has already sailed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rikki: Take your pants off cowboy I'll show you what a real were-bitch can do.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pam: Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 11: "Sunset"

Pam: Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lafayette: I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jason: If there is one thing I learned from my time As QB-1 it's that the best defense is a good offense. So no more pu-sy footin around Russell. It's game time.
Sookie: I love you.
Jason: I love you too Sook.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kibwe: You have any idea what you have done?
Eric: He was a d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bill: Roman is no longer with us.
General: How?
Eric: He couldn't get with the program so he had to go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: You gonna be ok?
Sookie: Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 10: "Gone, Gone, Gone"

Lafayette: Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Russell: Are we seriously siting here discussing education reform?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Emma! You know daddy does not like it when you're human. Do you want Nigel to eat you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: We're not runnin, no one fu-ks with us in our house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.
 • Rating: Unrated

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