True Blood Quotes
Season 5 Episode 12: "Save Yourself"

(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eric: Pull over...pleeeease.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Jason: Before things what, spin out of control? That train has already sailed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rikki: Take your pants off cowboy I'll show you what a real were-bitch can do.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Pam: Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 5 Episode 11: "Sunset"

Pam: Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lafayette: I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jason: If there is one thing I learned from my time As QB-1 it's that the best defense is a good offense. So no more pu-sy footin around Russell. It's game time.
Sookie: I love you.
Jason: I love you too Sook.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pam: Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kibwe: You have any idea what you have done?
Eric: He was a d**k.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bill: Roman is no longer with us.
General: How?
Eric: He couldn't get with the program so he had to go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jason: You gonna be ok?
Sookie: Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5 Episode 10: "Gone, Gone, Gone"

Lafayette: Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Russell: Are we seriously siting here discussing education reform?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Steve: Emma! You know daddy does not like it when you're human. Do you want Nigel to eat you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tara: We're not runnin, no one fu-ks with us in our house.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Season 5 Quotes: 93
Total True Blood Quotes: 436




