Serena: So this is what Chuck and Blair's sex tape looks like...
Jenny: Jonathan, how did you find it?
Jonathan: Easy, it's in the Blair's kinky side folder. It's the only folder on here.
littleBABYx
August 1st, 2009 9:37 AM
JONATHON: so you see thats how you do that...
SERENA: but what happenes if i want to...
JENNY: we've been through this tweleve times already! you click SIGN IN; and then your sorted!
Jonathan: And this is a 75 year old man in a banana hammock.
Serena: Oh eew
Eric: That looks like Grandpa...
Jenny: hey this would make a great song..I'll call it Grandpa looking gross
Zeki
August 1st, 2009 8:33 AM
Serena: If i look really, really hard i can almost see my reflection in this computer!
Dark Princess
August 1st, 2009 7:19 AM
Eric: I told you there were strangers having sex in your bed.
Serena: Omg! Little J you sing?!
Jonathon: Serena your pregnant with Brad Pitts baby?!
Jenny: Jonathon you had Plastic Surgery?!
Eric: No...Those are just some ideas for the story lines later on guys.
Serena: Omg! Little J you sing?!
Jonathon: Serena your pregnant with Brad Pitts baby?!
Jenny: Jonathon you had Plastic Surgery?!
Eric: No...Those are just some of the story lines later on guys.
jessica
August 1st, 2009 4:26 AM
eric: wow, who is that... OH GOD.
serena: i guess chuck leaked that chuck/vanessa sex tape after all...
gossipgirlxcore
August 1st, 2009 2:22 AM
Eric: Look at all these naughty Gossip Girl fanfiction!
Serena: Oh my god...Eric, Nate, Chuck three way!?! Like that would ever happen! Gross!
Eric: Yeah....gross...
Jonathan: Oh...My...Gosh...
Eric: Uh.... Are you on the right site?
Serena: Wait! It's almost over anyways. Let's just finish watching...
Jenny: Guys... Uh, guys! Back on track here!... Hello?!
manebella
August 1st, 2009 12:17 AM
eric: oh my god, my eyes!!! put that out please!
serena: how can she do that thing with her back?
[small silence]
jonathan: i would like to tap that ass!
eric: i'm sorry ... she is my grandma
serena: yeah.. and weren't you like gay?
jonathan: oh...just because i'm gay i can't apreciate
bendyness?
Michaela
July 31st, 2009 11:56 PM
Serena: Wow this is what people are listening to now a days.
Jenny: Hey that's me.
Serena: Oh sorry I just thought Courtney Love was making a comeback.
mikaela Johnson
July 31st, 2009 10:55 PM
conner: have you seen the latest GG blast? chuck bass has done it again
serena: oh god what did he do this time
eric: probably strangled someone with his scarf
conner: worse
serena: OH MY GOD. CHUCK AND VANESSA SEX TAPE?!?!?!
eric: i think he has slept with every girl in new york. and Europe
serena: when i get my hands on him im gonna rip that scarf and strangle him myself
MElizabeth
July 31st, 2009 10:24 PM
Serena: Oh my..
Eric: ..God..That's new..?
Serena: ..Or old..
Jonathan: Wow. Chuck & Blair are..
Serena: Repulsive?
Eric: Scarring?
Jenny: The epitome of all that is dark & twisty in this hell-hole which we live in?
(Serena and Eric look at Jenny)
Jenny: What?
Jonathan: I was gonna say different, but that's a close second.
Eric: That position looks really painful...*tilts head to side*
Jonathan: How did she manage to contort her body like that?
Serena: I should try this out soemtime with Carter..no the other one! Ben...no that not his name...walter....no...damn!
Jenny: hmm...who knew Dorota had it in her to be so...ok...nevermind she works for "miss blair".
Everyone: OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT BLAIR'S DAD WAS GAY?!
Serena: No way, Chuck is wearing Blairs headband. And no pants. -shudders-
Eric: Wow, Chucks legs are really hairy.
Jenny: How did you get these pictures? They're majorly creepy. Its like Paris Hiltons sex tape.
Eric: -stares at Jenny-
Jenny: What? Its not like you havent watched it too!
Jonathan: I found them on Dans computer.
Everyone: Ew.
Jonathan: oh yes, and thats not all I found.......
allisonnwestwickk
July 31st, 2009 9:33 PM
MARiLYNN* yours way so funny. :D
thenewPYT
July 31st, 2009 9:31 PM
Jenny: (looking at the pictures) My dad does not need to show that much skin!
Eric: You think your dad shouldnt show that much skin? I think im scarred for life. My mom is wearing a leather cat suit.
Serena: Exactly, at least your dad is wearing pants and not paint. Even if they have no ass. -stares-
Jonathan: Wow, your dad has a nice ass.
Eric: Yeah he does.
Jenny: -thinking she should buy a leather cat suit-
Serena: Its not cool when your mothers boobs look better than yours. -pouts-
thenewPYT
July 31st, 2009 9:28 PM
Serena: Hm, I really thought Dan was smarter than that.
Eric: I know, its scary how much he looks like Jenny.
Jonathan: What scares me, is the fact that hes wearing her eyeliner. Raccoon eyes to a tee.
Jenny: I dont know, I give him props though, that mini skirt does make his legs look amazing. And he has some pretty bad chicken legs.
Serena: OMG! Jenny your right! His legs do look great.
Jonathan: I wonder......
Eric: Dont even think about it. -thinks about it-
Shadow243: Your's is hilarious! Loved the Sims3 refernce!
S Hoffman
July 31st, 2009 8:46 PM
Jonathan: so that's how we do it.
Serena: Wait, I still don't completely get it.
Eric: It's really not that hard to understand.
Jenny: Especially if you check out these diagrams and full color photos.
Serena: Wow, jonathan, I really thought you were more of a pitcher.
Jonathan: Eric's better at it.
anne st
July 31st, 2009 8:38 PM
i made an error**
Jonathan: OMG Nate looks so hot
Eric: What!
Jonathan: i mean he's so not
Jenny: He's cute, i'd totally go out with him if he would have me, plus he's a really good kisser
Serena: i'm so much ahead of you all. i slept with him
Eric: that makes two of us
Jonathan: what!
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
Rank: Recurring Character
August 1st, 2009 10:37 AM
Serena: So this is what Chuck and Blair's sex tape looks like...
Jenny: Jonathan, how did you find it?
Jonathan: Easy, it's in the Blair's kinky side folder. It's the only folder on here.
August 1st, 2009 9:37 AM
JONATHON: so you see thats how you do that...
SERENA: but what happenes if i want to...
JENNY: we've been through this tweleve times already! you click SIGN IN; and then your sorted!
Rank: New User
August 1st, 2009 9:14 AM
Jonathan: And this is a 75 year old man in a banana hammock.
Serena: Oh eew
Eric: That looks like Grandpa...
Jenny: hey this would make a great song..I'll call it Grandpa looking gross
August 1st, 2009 8:33 AM
Serena: If i look really, really hard i can almost see my reflection in this computer!
August 1st, 2009 7:19 AM
Eric: I told you there were strangers having sex in your bed.
Serena: Yeah, but did you have to tape it?!
Rank: Extra
August 1st, 2009 5:36 AM
Jenny,Eric & Jonathan: WOW!!
Serena: Yeah, WOW
Chuck really took it that far.
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2009 5:19 AM
Serena: Omg! Little J you sing?!
Jonathon: Serena your pregnant with Brad Pitts baby?!
Jenny: Jonathon you had Plastic Surgery?!
Eric: No...Those are just some ideas for the story lines later on guys.
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2009 5:17 AM
Serena: Omg! Little J you sing?!
Jonathon: Serena your pregnant with Brad Pitts baby?!
Jenny: Jonathon you had Plastic Surgery?!
Eric: No...Those are just some of the story lines later on guys.
August 1st, 2009 4:26 AM
eric: wow, who is that... OH GOD.
serena: i guess chuck leaked that chuck/vanessa sex tape after all...
August 1st, 2009 2:22 AM
Eric: Look at all these naughty Gossip Girl fanfiction!
Serena: Oh my god...Eric, Nate, Chuck three way!?! Like that would ever happen! Gross!
Eric: Yeah....gross...
Rank: New User
August 1st, 2009 1:24 AM
Jonathan: Oh...My...Gosh...
Eric: Uh.... Are you on the right site?
Serena: Wait! It's almost over anyways. Let's just finish watching...
Jenny: Guys... Uh, guys! Back on track here!... Hello?!
August 1st, 2009 12:17 AM
eric: oh my god, my eyes!!! put that out please!
serena: how can she do that thing with her back?
[small silence]
jonathan: i would like to tap that ass!
eric: i'm sorry ... she is my grandma
serena: yeah.. and weren't you like gay?
jonathan: oh...just because i'm gay i can't apreciate
bendyness?
July 31st, 2009 11:56 PM
Serena: Wow this is what people are listening to now a days.
Jenny: Hey that's me.
Serena: Oh sorry I just thought Courtney Love was making a comeback.
July 31st, 2009 10:55 PM
conner: have you seen the latest GG blast? chuck bass has done it again
serena: oh god what did he do this time
eric: probably strangled someone with his scarf
conner: worse
serena: OH MY GOD. CHUCK AND VANESSA SEX TAPE?!?!?!
eric: i think he has slept with every girl in new york. and Europe
serena: when i get my hands on him im gonna rip that scarf and strangle him myself
July 31st, 2009 10:24 PM
Serena: Oh my..
Eric: ..God..That's new..?
Serena: ..Or old..
Jonathan: Wow. Chuck & Blair are..
Serena: Repulsive?
Eric: Scarring?
Jenny: The epitome of all that is dark & twisty in this hell-hole which we live in?
(Serena and Eric look at Jenny)
Jenny: What?
Jonathan: I was gonna say different, but that's a close second.
Rank: Extra
July 31st, 2009 10:04 PM
Serena: So thats how gay men have sex.
Eric: Yeah, it's really hard, especially when your the catcher
Serena: YOUR the Catcher!!!!
Eric: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!
Jonathan: Next time I'll try that on you.
Eric: OK!!
Jenny(thinking): Not looking. Not looking. Not looking. Not looking!!!!!
Jenny: ohhhhhh paper.
Rank: New User
July 31st, 2009 9:41 PM
Eric: That position looks really painful...*tilts head to side*
Jonathan: How did she manage to contort her body like that?
Serena: I should try this out soemtime with Carter..no the other one! Ben...no that not his name...walter....no...damn!
Jenny: hmm...who knew Dorota had it in her to be so...ok...nevermind she works for "miss blair".
Everyone: OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT BLAIR'S DAD WAS GAY?!
Rank: Extra
July 31st, 2009 9:37 PM
The other newpyt posts are mine, I just forgot to log in. :D
Rank: Extra
July 31st, 2009 9:36 PM
Serena: No way, Chuck is wearing Blairs headband. And no pants. -shudders-
Eric: Wow, Chucks legs are really hairy.
Jenny: How did you get these pictures? They're majorly creepy. Its like Paris Hiltons sex tape.
Eric: -stares at Jenny-
Jenny: What? Its not like you havent watched it too!
Jonathan: I found them on Dans computer.
Everyone: Ew.
Jonathan: oh yes, and thats not all I found.......
July 31st, 2009 9:33 PM
MARiLYNN* yours way so funny. :D
July 31st, 2009 9:31 PM
Jenny: (looking at the pictures) My dad does not need to show that much skin!
Eric: You think your dad shouldnt show that much skin? I think im scarred for life. My mom is wearing a leather cat suit.
Serena: Exactly, at least your dad is wearing pants and not paint. Even if they have no ass. -stares-
Jonathan: Wow, your dad has a nice ass.
Eric: Yeah he does.
Jenny: -thinking she should buy a leather cat suit-
Serena: Its not cool when your mothers boobs look better than yours. -pouts-
July 31st, 2009 9:28 PM
Serena: Hm, I really thought Dan was smarter than that.
Eric: I know, its scary how much he looks like Jenny.
Jonathan: What scares me, is the fact that hes wearing her eyeliner. Raccoon eyes to a tee.
Jenny: I dont know, I give him props though, that mini skirt does make his legs look amazing. And he has some pretty bad chicken legs.
Serena: OMG! Jenny your right! His legs do look great.
Jonathan: I wonder......
Eric: Dont even think about it. -thinks about it-
Rank: Extra
July 31st, 2009 9:10 PM
Shadow243: Your's is hilarious! Loved the Sims3 refernce!
July 31st, 2009 8:46 PM
Jonathan: so that's how we do it.
Serena: Wait, I still don't completely get it.
Eric: It's really not that hard to understand.
Jenny: Especially if you check out these diagrams and full color photos.
Serena: Wow, jonathan, I really thought you were more of a pitcher.
Jonathan: Eric's better at it.
July 31st, 2009 8:38 PM
i made an error**
Jonathan: OMG Nate looks so hot
Eric: What!
Jonathan: i mean he's so not
Jenny: He's cute, i'd totally go out with him if he would have me, plus he's a really good kisser
Serena: i'm so much ahead of you all. i slept with him
Eric: that makes two of us
Jonathan: what!