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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 66 Comments (Page 3)

137 Comments

  1. BrGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Would it be wrong to ask you guys to copy and paste the entries you liked when leaving a comment?? It´s really annoying to go through 100 entries several times looking for a particular one...specially when I end up not finding it! :(
    thxD

  2. jayde

    serena: WTF? incest charge? me & dan are not even related... as far as i know...

  3. MotherChucker_95
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: So is it the policy that you have to be naked for your mug shot?
    Police Officer: Um... Sure.

  4. leightoncrawfordtaylorbadgleyblakewestwickjessica♥

    Cops: Why you're arrested ??
    S: I don't know what do you think for the media, should I do
    Paris Hilton ( she forgot her license because tinkerbell
    just piss her louis vuitton bag ) or should i pick Lindsay Lohan ( drink a couple of alcohol & a pill of ecstasy ( that is
    actually i'm drinking ginger ale & tic-tac's ) ??
    Cops: WTV, you sayy!!
    S: wait!wait!wait! i should put my make up, right ??
    & showing my melons, right ??
    Cops: what ever you say & this is aint photoshoot
    S: Fine!!just give me that big black look-alike credit card

  5. Nicole

    Serena: "There's no place like the upper east side, there's no place like the upper east side!"

  6. MARiLYNN*

    thanx Alexis; Chair, Serenate & Carena Fan!

    :D

  7. cho

    BITE ME.

  8. NotoriousBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Cop: Here she is Mrs.Bass.
    Lily: Okay, was she naked when you found her?
    Cop: No...
    Lily: Well thats a solid effort. You're getting better sweetie!
    Serena: Uh... Thanks, hand me that mirror i need to fix my makeup.

  9. omar

    Serena: I better be the cover of US weekly for this

  10. omar

    Haha matt's made me rofl

  11. IAmGG

    I love Yukis. Serena is just famous!

  12. Jess19
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: Serena Van Der Woodsen is not amused.

  13. matt

    serena: they found out i stole the sisterhood pants, great.

  14. Daaaaaahling!

    Serena: Well, I've had worse days. I mean, at least I didn't kill someone again, break into school, or get so drunk I couldn't stand up...really, a terrible mug shot isn't THAT bad, comparitively.
    Officer: What? Oh my GOD!
    Serena: Crap. Maybe I shouldn't have said that out loud... That ugly policeman is listening.

  15. Hiba

    maryjoarchibald's was good, too!

  16. Chair_Lover

    LOL-- love yours, Rebecca!!

  17. maryjoarchilbald

    Officer: To your right, miss.
    (Serena turns)
    Officer: (sighs) To your other right.

  18. meeno6

    good morning new york, last night, november 5th, serena van der woodson was arrested for shoplifting some undies, she claims that all her old and expensive ones were lost in dan's, serena's ex-boyfriend, loft. thank you for watching NYC news.

  19. Love

    Serena: Today, I was informed my mother had me arrested. Bitch. FML

  20. mags31
    Rank: New User

    Gossip Girl: Smile S. Facebook Pic!

  21. Kami
    Rank: Guest Star

    Gossip Girl- Spotted: Serena van der Woodsen in another cleavage baring ensemble. Ever wonder how our It girl's girls always defy gravity? Better call Victoria, looks like someone stole her secret.

  22. LucyluvsChuck

    Serena: Damn, I'm badass.

  23. TinaJ

    S: Yeah, I'll Confess, that dirty scarf had it coming. I just can't believe it took ya'll that long to figure it out. Chuck hasn't worn a scarf since the first season.

  24. Alexis; JACK BASS HOPEFULLY RETURNS SOON!:D
    Rank: Guest Star

    MARiLYNN*'s is hilarious!!!

  25. agnes

    i love yuki's!!


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