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The Big Bang Theory Recap: "The Jiminy Conjecture"

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Fans of Penny and Leonard sure must have been scared during last night's episode of The Big Bang Theory.  Together for only their second episode, the couple has already encountered a pretty major problem in the bedroom.

It certainly didn't help that Leonard decided to confide in Sheldon, a man with zero social etiquette.  Besides talking to Penny about her awkward hookup with Leonard, Sheldon also spent the episode gambling with Wolowitz.

Leonard and Penny Drink

Find out who won the bet and whether Penny and Leonard were able to solve their problems in our recap of "The Jiminy Conjecture."

Now for some of the best of The Big Bang Theory quotes from last night:

Wolowitz: you're missing the point, a Shiksa goddess is not an actual goddess, we prey on them, not to them | permalink
Sheldon: Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it? | permalink
Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic. | permalink

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TBBT Quotes

Penny: Here's a question-- as an alien pretending to be human, are you planning to engage in any post-prom mating rituals with Amy?
Sheldon: There are post-prom mating rituals?
Penny: Not always. Unless your date drives a van with an air mattress, then always.
Sheldon: Well, if it's part of the prom experience, then I'm open to it.
Penny: You're kidding.
Sheldon: I may be an alien, but I have urges.If Amy wants to copulate by firing her eggs into space, well, then, I will happily catch them with the reproductive sac on my upper flermin. I'm not the best at reading facial cues, but I can see that you're a little turned on.

Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo. Or a Nutter Butter, if you're in a pinch.

Sheldon