30 Rock Quotes: "Stone Mountain"

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Last night on 30 Rock, Liz and Jack set out in search of middle America.

Or more specifically, southern America. Whatever you want to call it, they went there so that they could find some authentically, homegrown American talent for TGS.

That search brought them to the very place that spawned Kenneth. And while Kenneth himself did not tag along, Jack and Liz learned that there is no middle America.

Only one America. One mean, nasty America. But a united America just the same!

Meanwhile, back in New York, it's Halloween party time and Frank, Lutz and Toofer wanted to go to Jenna's gay friends' party because of all the hot chicks. Lastly, Tracy became convinced he would become the latest star to die as per the "rule of threes."

Poor Liz

Poor Liz Lemon thinks Middle America is San Francisco and Canada.

Follow the link for a recap of "Stone Mountain." As always, we've done our best to compile the classic 30 Rock quotes from last night's episode. Here are a few choice lines:

Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-
Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever. | permalink
Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy, I wasn't sure if you were going to participate in this year's pumpkin carving contest or like last year I should go jump up my own ass. | permalink
Tracy: Keep refreshing. Maybe Andy Dick has died in the last 20 seconds. | permalink
Jack: I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia. | permalink
Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: How surprising that your world view is food-based. | permalink
Kenneth: At least he died doing what he loved most: blogging on the Huffington Post. | permalink
Jenna: And no making fun of me for using outdated pop culture references. Are we cowabunga on this? | permalink

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I live and work one town over from Stone Mountain GA and this "white" hillbilly thing is so far off it is unbelievable. 30 Rock really screwed up with this one. Stone Mountain has been Black for 10 years now. The only things still "white" in Stone Mountain now are the confederate names on the street signs. Maybe they should have called someone in GA and asked. Atlanta is the new New Orleans, Washington DC, and Detroit.

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