The Hills and The City Recaps: October 6

Because reality TV still counts as television, and these shows aren't even real anyway, below are links to recaps of MTV's dual guilty pleasures, The Hills and The City!

• On The Hills, Kristin Cavallari blatantly made out with that loser Justin-Bobby. Everyone gasped in awe. And Spencer Pratt really does not like kids. Even a little. Check out our recap of The Hills, "Mess with Me, I Mess with You."

• Across the country on The City, Whitney Port and Roxy Olin put together a photo shoot and Roxy ruffled some feathers with the big boss. Olivia Palermo struggled at Elle again. Here's our recap of last night's The City, "Working Girls."