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Vampire Diaries Recap: "You're Undead to Me"

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The Vampire Diaries never disappoints. Least of all tonight.

We may have seen the last of Vicki (below), because you-know-who got out. Sorry if we spoiled it for you, but you had to know Damon Salvatore wasn't goin' out like that.

In addition to the evil one's escape from incarceration, tonight's other big story line was Elena's epiphany that her new love interest may be, like, um ... he's not normal.

As she said to Stefan just before the credits rolled, "What are you!?"

How did the dramatic events in Mystic Falls unfold this evening?

Follow the link for a full recap of "You're Undead to Me."

Vicki Picture

Be sure to check out our library of Vampire Diaries quotes from every episode of the most bloody great show on TV. Some of our favorites from tonight included ...

Stefan: [to Elena] If you're going to dump me, I figure you should at least know who you're dumping. Let's start with Katherine. She had this perfect olive skin. She had this perfect laugh. She was also impatient, impulsive. Enter Damon. He claims he was with her first. I don't know. I do know I did some things I'm not proud of. My biggest regret is not being able to make things right before she died. I miss her, but I'm not crippled. | permalink
Matt: [to Stefan] I'm saying this because of Elena. She's big on trust. The more you try to hide whatever it is you're hiding, the more determined she's gonna be to figure it out. | permalink
Elena: I want so much to make things right but every instinct in my body is telling me to be careful. What you don't know can hurt you. | permalink
Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn. | permalink
Damon: I'm stronger than you think.
Stefan: You always have been. But you're not stronger than verveine. And you know it. I'm sorry. It didn't have to be this way. | permalink
Elena: [to Stefan] What are you?! | permalink

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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