Lily: I told you not to make me mad honey. Next time you`ll no better won`t you?
Serena: Yeah I guess so mom.. but next time, do you think you can aim for something other then the face?
Lily: We`ll see honey.. we`ll see
Serena: "I'm telling you mom, Blair can be get really aggressive when's she's angry."
MissRooobin
December 20th, 2009 1:11 PM
Serena: ......
Lily: Well, don't you have anything to say for youselves?
Serena: Yes, I do. When are you going to yell with me for dating a married man? Visiting hour is almost over and i'm tired.
MissRooobin
December 20th, 2009 1:05 PM
Mijal,
you caption is highlarious:P!
lizzzz
December 20th, 2009 11:52 AM
S: Mom what happened to me???
L: well serena, you were caught in a bad romance!
manebella Rank: Guest Star
December 20th, 2009 11:12 AM
S: mom oh my god... i had this awful dream... i was blond and dumb and i was daiting a guy that looked like Ken Baumann in his thirties..
lily: mmm...
(long silence)
S: mom?
lily: well honey about that...
anna
December 20th, 2009 11:11 AM
Lilly : God you're so irresponsible!!! I feel sorry for your mother!!!
Serena : But... YOU are my mother!
Lilly : I feel sorry for myself!!!
i.love.ed Rank: Guest Star
December 20th, 2009 9:51 AM
Lily: Serena, I've already told you, they don't have couture pajamas and sheets here...
Serena: But mooom !?...
xoxox
December 20th, 2009 8:39 AM
GossipSweety, your first and 3rd are hilariiiious!
meee.
December 20th, 2009 4:34 AM
Serena: Mom, I gave him everything...
GossipGay
December 20th, 2009 4:28 AM
Serena: Mom, would you stop staring at my face?
(AWKWARD SILENCE)
Lily: Serena, how did this happen?
Serena: Mum, I... I slept with Edward Cullen.
GossipSweety Rank: Extra
December 19th, 2009 11:40 PM
Serena: Mom...do you hear that?
Lily: Yeah that's the cheesy soap opera music. We're borrowing their hospital set.
GossipSweety Rank: Extra
December 19th, 2009 11:38 PM
Hospital Room, £1000.
Pretty Blue Ring, £5
Telling your mom that you just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico. Priceless.
GossipSweety Rank: Extra
December 19th, 2009 11:33 PM
Lily: See sweetheart, I told you he just wanted to get in your pants.
Serena: That's silly mom. I'm not wearing any pants.
Lily:... This is gonns be a long night.
Lily: Well Serena, I hate to say I told you so, but.... Serena: Oh come on mom. Please don't do this. Atleast not now. Lily: What? I DID say setting the difficulty level on Guitar Hero to 'Hard' was gonna be too much for you....
BassDrum
December 19th, 2009 8:44 PM
Serena: I can't feel my toes, Mommy...
Lily: Oh, I'm sure it's just a momentary thing--
Doctor: Lily, I'll give you $1000 for the kidney and that's my final offer.
Serena: WHAT?
Lily: Well, it's not like you need them both! Designer shoes don't come cheap, sweetie.
justanotherregret
December 19th, 2009 8:34 PM
Serena: Mom, I'm scared.
Lily: Relax, sweetie. It's nothing a little plastic surgery can't fix...
Serena: What? I thought I was having an MRI. You know, the car crash? The possible concussion?
Lily: Oh, that. No, silly, you're fine. But it was the perfect opportunity to get that nose fixed..
Serena: What's wrong with my nose?!
Lily: Oh, nothing! ..Doctor, how much longer until the tranquilizer kicks in?
diana
December 19th, 2009 8:29 PM
Serena: They told me that the wiring was somehow all misfiring and screwing up the signals in my brain. And then they told me--
Lily: Serena! What's gotten into you?!
Serena: Oh, Tripp was singing it. Right after he started dancing around poles and shouting that he was dead. Then alive. Dead AND alive.
Lily: ...
Serena: What? It was catchy.
addicted2chair Rank: Regular Character
December 19th, 2009 8:21 PM
Lily: Serena, you're not into girls now are you? You have lipstick all over your face!
Serena: Well, um, Georgie's back in town...
Lily: I knew I recognized that shade.
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
December 20th, 2009 4:18 PM
GossipGirlLover Says:
December 18th, 2009 8:43 AM
Lily: I told you not to make me mad honey. Next time you`ll no better won`t you?
Serena: Yeah I guess so mom.. but next time, do you think you can aim for something other then the face?
Lily: We`ll see honey.. we`ll see
HAHA I LOVE THAT!
Rank: Regular Character
December 20th, 2009 2:24 PM
CORRECTION
Serena: "I'm telling you mom, Blair can get really aggressive when she's angry."
Rank: Regular Character
December 20th, 2009 2:23 PM
Serena: "I'm telling you mom, Blair can be get really aggressive when's she's angry."
December 20th, 2009 1:11 PM
Serena: ......
Lily: Well, don't you have anything to say for youselves?
Serena: Yes, I do. When are you going to yell with me for dating a married man? Visiting hour is almost over and i'm tired.
December 20th, 2009 1:05 PM
Mijal,
you caption is highlarious:P!
December 20th, 2009 11:52 AM
S: Mom what happened to me???
L: well serena, you were caught in a bad romance!
Rank: Guest Star
December 20th, 2009 11:12 AM
S: mom oh my god... i had this awful dream... i was blond and dumb and i was daiting a guy that looked like Ken Baumann in his thirties..
lily: mmm...
(long silence)
S: mom?
lily: well honey about that...
December 20th, 2009 11:11 AM
Lilly : God you're so irresponsible!!! I feel sorry for your mother!!!
Serena : But... YOU are my mother!
Lilly : I feel sorry for myself!!!
Rank: Guest Star
December 20th, 2009 9:51 AM
Lily: Serena, I've already told you, they don't have couture pajamas and sheets here...
Serena: But mooom !?...
December 20th, 2009 8:39 AM
GossipSweety, your first and 3rd are hilariiiious!
December 20th, 2009 4:34 AM
Serena: Mom, I gave him everything...
December 20th, 2009 4:28 AM
Serena: Mom, would you stop staring at my face?
(AWKWARD SILENCE)
Rank: Extra
December 20th, 2009 1:47 AM
Lily: Serena, that is certainly not your color!
December 20th, 2009 1:40 AM
Lily: Serena, how did this happen?
Serena: Mum, I... I slept with Edward Cullen.
Rank: Extra
December 19th, 2009 11:40 PM
Serena: Mom...do you hear that?
Lily: Yeah that's the cheesy soap opera music. We're borrowing their hospital set.
Rank: Extra
December 19th, 2009 11:38 PM
Hospital Room, £1000.
Pretty Blue Ring, £5
Telling your mom that you just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico. Priceless.
Rank: Extra
December 19th, 2009 11:33 PM
Lily: See sweetheart, I told you he just wanted to get in your pants.
Serena: That's silly mom. I'm not wearing any pants.
Lily:... This is gonns be a long night.
Rank: Extra
December 19th, 2009 11:12 PM
Lily: Serena what happened?!
Serena: The racoon that's living in my old room attacked me
Rank: Regular Character
December 19th, 2009 9:46 PM
Lily: That's what you get for stealing my makeup kit...
Rank: Regular Character
December 19th, 2009 9:45 PM
Lily: Well Serena, I hate to say I told you so, but.... Serena: Oh come on mom. Please don't do this. Atleast not now. Lily: What? I DID say setting the difficulty level on Guitar Hero to 'Hard' was gonna be too much for you....
December 19th, 2009 8:44 PM
Serena: I can't feel my toes, Mommy...
Lily: Oh, I'm sure it's just a momentary thing--
Doctor: Lily, I'll give you $1000 for the kidney and that's my final offer.
Serena: WHAT?
Lily: Well, it's not like you need them both! Designer shoes don't come cheap, sweetie.
December 19th, 2009 8:34 PM
Serena: Mom, I'm scared.
Lily: Relax, sweetie. It's nothing a little plastic surgery can't fix...
Serena: What? I thought I was having an MRI. You know, the car crash? The possible concussion?
Lily: Oh, that. No, silly, you're fine. But it was the perfect opportunity to get that nose fixed..
Serena: What's wrong with my nose?!
Lily: Oh, nothing! ..Doctor, how much longer until the tranquilizer kicks in?
December 19th, 2009 8:29 PM
Serena: They told me that the wiring was somehow all misfiring and screwing up the signals in my brain. And then they told me--
Lily: Serena! What's gotten into you?!
Serena: Oh, Tripp was singing it. Right after he started dancing around poles and shouting that he was dead. Then alive. Dead AND alive.
Lily: ...
Serena: What? It was catchy.
Rank: Regular Character
December 19th, 2009 8:21 PM
Lily: Serena, you're not into girls now are you? You have lipstick all over your face!
Serena: Well, um, Georgie's back in town...
Lily: I knew I recognized that shade.
Rank: Guest Star
December 19th, 2009 8:02 PM
Lily: Serena, darling, I told you nothing good would come out of jello wrestling.