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December 27th, 2009 2:04 PM
Mark: Doesn't Hunt look so hot when he's angry...
Derek: I couldn't have said it better myself..
December 27th, 2009 1:17 PM
Mark: What's happening?
Derek: Chief won't come out of the closet..
December 27th, 2009 10:44 AM
Mark: I didn't expect the Santa's line to be this long.
Derek: Shonda isn't giving us what we want so we are turning to Santa.
December 27th, 2009 5:43 AM
Derek: You did what?
Mark: I invited all my daugthers here.
Derek: What?
Mark: And you thought Sloane was the only one... Derek, I want you to meet Sloanie, Slo, Slona, Sloaniana and Sloanine.
December 26th, 2009 11:18 PM
first of all, kiss my ass melanie....I have a life beyond this page, and the day after Christmas I do what I want, you understand? Take care of your own life and leave the fans of Grey's Anatomy in peace.
Mark: what is happening here?
Derek: We are all waiting to dance the hokey-pokey....you join us?
Mark: of course!!!. I can dance in the center of the circle?
Derek: sure!!! Play the song, DJ HUNT!!!!!
December 26th, 2009 6:51 PM
Mark: What's Hunt doing?
Derek: Trying to be cool.
Mark: But he's imitating us.
Derek: My point exactly.
December 26th, 2009 6:13 PM
Derek:Geez Mark, this is probably about all of your nurses
Mark:I hope Lexi doesn't know where I hide my golf clubs...
Owen: i can't believe that Mark got to you to Teddy, uhh i mean Christina...uhh
December 26th, 2009 6:04 PM
Mark: Why are you in this line?
Derek: It's the syphilis line.
Mark: You don't need to be in this line
Derek: I don't?
Mark: Do I need to be in this line?
Derek: No.
Mark: Okay, then
Derek: Okay.
December 26th, 2009 5:14 PM
No kidding.
December 26th, 2009 4:36 PM
Melanie: I think you need to get a life too...
I mean what are YOU going on this websie "the day after christmas"? For a show you don't even enjoy?
December 26th, 2009 3:17 PM
U guys really need 2 GET A LIFE!!!! Seriously, the day after christmas?!?! Besides Greys Anatomy sucks ass!!!!
December 26th, 2009 12:02 PM
Mark: Here is the line for the prize "for the best hair of the year"?
Derek: stand in the back of the line, cheat
December 26th, 2009 11:57 AM
Mark: what is wrong with you?
Derek: I lost the lead role in the Chief's auditions for "The Nutcracker"
Mark: oh, I see ....
December 26th, 2009 11:41 AM
Derek: Seriously, this is the line for the bathroom?
Mark: Yep, guess Taco Day in the cafeteria wasn't such a great idea, huh?!
December 26th, 2009 6:33 AM
Derek: What are these people waiting for?
Mark: M&M. They want to see M&M Conference.
Derek: M&M? The last one was just five days ago. What M&M now?
Mark: McDreamy & McSteamy Conference. *smiles*
December 26th, 2009 5:16 AM
"How could ALL us attendings loose at musical chairs?"
December 26th, 2009 1:53 AM
Derek: I never knew you slept with all the Mercy-Westers. I guess they have finally come to tell on you.
Mark: I didn't sleep with any of them!
Derek: Then what's the line for?
Mark: Fine! I slept with them as people, not as doctors.
December 26th, 2009 1:30 AM
Mark: "Why are we waiting?"
Derek: "Cause you slept with too many nurses"
(To the tune of why are we waiting)
December 26th, 2009 1:18 AM
Derek: What are you waiting for?
Mark: A teeth whitening treatment. You?
Derek: A hair cut and gel treatment
December 25th, 2009 11:48 PM
Sloan: This is the lineup for the bathroom? This is Seattle Grace. You gotta be kidding me.
McDreamy: Quiet, I'm trying to concentrate.
December 25th, 2009 7:00 PM
Mark: Why are you so sad?
Derek: Look him in there. Hunt. The chief called him because he will be the new magazine cover...he is choosing his models background...the nurses already are calling him McSoldier....
Mark: oh, come on! Are you kidding me? this guy? the magazine cover? let's hope the photographer doesn't have a ceiling ventilator because if he has one, he's dead.
Derek: OMG! don't say that!!I feel sorry for the photographer now...
Mark: it doesn't matter. Repeat after me: I'm McDreamy and the next chief of surgery...I'm McDreamy and the next chief of surgery
Derek: I'm McDreamy and the next chief of surgery, I'm McDreamy and the next chief of surgery, I'm McDreamy and the next chief of surgery....
December 25th, 2009 6:28 PM
Mark (to Derek): I'm thinking now's the time for a large scale dance sequence...
December 25th, 2009 4:26 PM
Mark: Is Owen on heels?
December 25th, 2009 4:23 PM
The search for America's Next Top Surgeon has begun!
December 25th, 2009 4:22 PM
Mark: What's happening?
Derek: Chief's playing Santa, and we've all gotta wait until he puts the presents under the tree...