Private Practice Quotes: "Another Second Chance"

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Following the return of Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice made its '10 debut last night with many memorable moments as we discussed in our review of "Another Second Chance."

From Mark and Addison's romantic reunion to Cooper and Charlotte's bitterness, there was no shortage of drama. Check out some Private Practice quotes from Thursday below ...

Struggling Inside
Addison: If you're still in love with the Grey girl, go back to Seattle. | permalink
Addison: Have you ever considered adoption?
Sloan: Like when you pick parents from the Pennysaver?
Addison: No, that's just in Juno. | permalink
Cooper: The problem is you are a sex toy I found on the Internet. | permalink
Charlotte: It's not my fault you are not a man. | permalink
Charlotte: You are gonna have to look in the mirror because the pot is definitely calling the black. Screwing is all you do. | permalink
Mark: What the Hell do you care, Sam?
Sam: I just care. | permalink
Addison: I care about Mark Sloan. I loved him once... sure, he's got a screwed up moral compass. But so do I. | permalink
Addison: When did we get so...
Mark: OLD!
Addison: I was gonna say "sad." | permalink
Naomi: Hi. Did you sleep with Mark Sloan on the floor of your office? | permalink
Dell: Grown-ups are supposed to know what to do, but when we get scared sometimes, we don't. | permalink

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Private Practice Quotes

A lot of men have a joy of seeing me naked. A lot! Well, not a lot... I mean.. 8, Well... 11.

Addison

You ever been violated? Anybody rape you lately? Let me tell you what its like. You know those made for TV movies where some woman's crouched down naked in a shower holding her knees and sobbing because when she closes her eyes she can still feel the guys hands on her? How when they show the attack the woman's eyes go all blank and still and she goes to some other place in her mind just to deal with the horror of what's happening to her while some Lillith Fair song plays. It is nothing like that. He's sturdy and sweaty and he licks your face and wipes himself off in your hair and when you try to scream he punches you so hard you see God. And then he goes at you again reaping stuff you didn't even know you had because he enjoyed it so much the first time. I know you're trying to help but if helping me means that everyone is gonna be looking at me the way you're looking at me now please do not help me.

Charlotte

Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down in the valley Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches