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Episode 13: "Shotgun"
Naomi: [to Addison] First you sleep with your husband's best friend, then you sleep with your best friend's husband. You would be the worst person ever! [permalink]
Addison: You're drunk.
Sam: I'm not that drunk. [permalink]
Episode 11: "Another Second Chance"
Dell: Grown-ups are supposed to know what to do, but when we get scared sometimes, we don't. [permalink]
Addison: If you're still in love with the Grey girl, go back to Seattle. [permalink]
Addison: Have you ever considered adoption?
Sloan: Like when you pick parents from the Pennysaver?
Addison: No, that's just in Juno. [permalink]
Cooper: The problem is you are a sex toy I found on the Internet. [permalink]
Charlotte: It's not my fault you are not a man. [permalink]
Charlotte: You are gonna have to look in the mirror because the pot is definitely calling the black. Screwing is all you do. [permalink]
Mark: What the Hell do you care, Sam?
Sam: I just care. [permalink]
Addison: I care about Mark Sloan. I loved him once... sure, he's got a screwed up moral compass. But so do I. [permalink]
Mark: Plastics.
Charlotte: Sexology.
Mark: Sexology? God, I love L.A. [permalink]
Sam: Sloan is a Dachshund. Dachshunds like to eat poop. [permalink]
Dell: I'm not the one that blew up the house. [permalink]
Sam: Mark Sloan had you naked within an hour of his arrival. Now, what does that say to you? [permalink]
Naomi: Hi. Did you sleep with Mark Sloan on the floor of your office? [permalink]
Addison: I said put something on top of it. Don't put something on me! [permalink]
Addison: When did we get so...
Mark: OLD!
Addison: I was gonna say "sad." [permalink]
Cooper: She's crazy cakes!
Violet: That's your diagnosis?
Cooper: Crazy cakes! [permalink]
Mark: What are you laughing at?
Pete: Nothing. Saving the world one boob job at a time? [permalink]
Sloan: Dude, you are not sticking those needles in me. [permalink]
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