Gossip Girl

Between Chuck's family and hotel drama, Blair and Jenny's fashion show exploits and a heavy dose of Dorota, memorable lines about in last night's Gossip Girl episode, "The Empire Strikes Jack." Below, we've added some of our personal favorites.

Post comments with Gossip Girl quotes we missed and we'll add them!

Here's what we've got so far ...

Eleanor: Feed the masses, eat with the classes! | permalink

Chuck: What is this leech doing stuck to my hotel? | permalink

Dorota: Miss Blair, you have no friends. Even NYU minions very second-rate! | permalink

Eleanor: High-end has fallen on hard times. Mr. Conwell can put my line in over 5,000 retail locations. | permalink

Blair: There's something about waking up on the morning of a fashion show, the smell of fresh pleats wafting through the city. | permalink

Brandeis: Can I help you?
Dorota: I am Dorota. | permalink

Eleanor: One of the things that makes Waldorf women so special is that they don't fit in everywhere.
Blair: I don't feel like I fit in anywhere. | permalink

Nate: [to V] Two words for you. Role play. | permalink

Dorota: Baby beat Dorota's stomach like Lars from Metallica. | permalink

Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls.
Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn't just tell your mom you don't have friends at NYU?
Blair: Prostitutes are people too! And they have a lot of disposable income. | permalink

Serena: How's the Congressman doing?
Brandeis: He's polling very well these days. | permalink

Blair: [on Cromwell's] Where Bristol Palin shops? | permalink

Rufus: As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment. | permalink

Chuck: What's going on here?
Jack: Isn't it obvious? You've been played, Chuckie! | permalink