Best of Gossip Girl Quotes: "The Lady Vanished"
TV Fanatic needs your help! Our staff diligently compiles Gossip Girl quotes from every episode, but with so much to cover regarding last night's "The Lady Vanished" and next week's "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin," there are plenty of quotes we still need to add!
We've begun compiling Gossip Girl quotes from Monday's episode, but are seeking our devoted readers' assistance in compiling the lines that we've missed. Post comments with your favorites (try to make them as accurate as you can) and we will add them ASAP!
Here's what we've got so far ...
Serena: Our drinks would be nice, maybe some bread for the table.
Blair: You haven't eaten bread since middle school. | permalink
Rufus: [to Jenny] I look at you and I don't see my daughter anymore. | permalink
Dan: What could be friendlier than taking a mock photo? | permalink
Blair: [to Serena] You and I both know why you did this and it has nothing to do with Chuck. | permalink
Gossip Girl: Careful S, you may think you know what's best, but this time, you might just be pushing your Chuck. | permalink
Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth!
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts. | permalink
Serena: Since when do you cook?
Nate: Honestly, I didn't even know we had a fridge until this morning. | permalink
Blair: Serena, sit your ass down. | permalink
Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul! | permalink
Nate: We broke my dresser. | permalink
Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking. | permalink
Nate: I told you I was good in the kitchen. | permalink
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Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
Rank: Regular Character
March 18th, 2010 12:20 AM
My Favorites were in no particular order:
-Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth!
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts.----This totally cracked me up,Bart is so full of wisdom lol
-Blair: Serena, sit your ass down. LMAO!!! at this one,so Blair this one
-Gossip Girl: Careful S, you may think you know what's best, but this time, you might just be pushing your Chuck. ---I always love when the play around with the word Chuck,awesome.
Some Missing ones i can remember:
-Gossip Girl: Watch your step,little j.Damien may be your drug of Choice,but it looks like this love could be bad medicine.
-Chuck: You were looking for a fairytale ending.Next time you rent a movie.Leave me out of it.
March 17th, 2010 3:43 PM
My favourite was when blair said to serena
"sit your ass down" :P
ah blair , gotta love her
Rank: Guest Star
March 17th, 2010 5:49 AM
Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth!
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts.
this one was definitely the BEST!!!!!!!!
March 16th, 2010 8:10 PM
Blair: I turned over a new leaf... a non-meddling leaf from the trust tree!
Rank: Regular Character
March 16th, 2010 7:00 PM
There is one missing
Jenny:"I may be a bitch, but I'm not a little bitch"
Rank: Extra
March 16th, 2010 6:06 PM
my definite favorites were:
Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth! Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts.
and
Gossip Girl: Careful S, you may think you know what's best, but this time, you might just be pushing your Chuck.
March 16th, 2010 4:43 PM
Nate [After having sex in the kitchen] I told you I was good in the kitchen
March 16th, 2010 3:55 PM
and I was confused - how is that possible that Serena hasn't eaten bread since middle-school?Croissants are also bread. and all their bretzels as well. come on!!
March 16th, 2010 1:58 PM
Nate: We broke my dresser
March 16th, 2010 1:21 PM
I laughed at Blair: Serena, sit your ass down. But this actually made me a little sad: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts. I mean, a cute little 4 yearold Chuck not having fun with other kids in a sandbox but actually is all suited up all the time!