Gossip Girl Review: "The Unblairable Lightness of Being"

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Should Blair have forgiven Chuck? Will she and Dan hook up? Can Serena and Nate get past this? Should Jenny Humphrey be rolled up in a carpet and tossed off a bridge?

Wedding bells were a-ringing on Gossip Girl Monday, but the joy experienced by long-suffering maid Dorota belied the deceit, drama and unraveling of other relationships.

This is the Upper East Side, after all. A Dorota-centric episode might have made "The Unblairable Lightness of Being" boring at times, but was plenty to keep it compelling.

Bittersweet and emotional, alternately scandalous and sweet, over-the-top serious and then hilarious (was that "I Got a Feeling" on accordion?!), this was still vintage GG.

We start with Chuck and Blair, still reeling from last week and the awful situation he put her in, and wants forgiveness for. He says they're inevitable, and he may be right.

But did he push it too far this time, even by UES standards?

In typical Chuck fashion, he senses opportunity and goes for it, agreeing to throw Dorota a lavish wedding because he's such a good guy ... and wants Blair to realize it.

Mr. and Mrs. Dorota!

It's not that simple, of course. They still dispute who’s at fault for what happened with Jack, and Blair confesses (to Dan of all people) that she’s also angry with herself.

She doesn’t who she becomes when she's around Chuck. That's a new, interesting twist - B isn't just crushed, but questioning whether she and C even belong together.

Vanya and Dorota happily wed, which really was cute, despite the obvious plot hole of how Chair qualified as the "happy couple" that the ceremony required participate.

Afterward, Blair tells Chuck they can't be together because ... wait for it ... she’s afraid she loves him too much. It stings. She walks away into the arms of Dan to dance.

Might this be the long-rumored Dan and Blair hookup that fans have predicted? Or just an innocent dance on the bumpy road that is the inevitable love story of Chair?

Meanwhile, there's Jenny. Oh, there's Jenny alright.

The devious one is still doing all she can to break up Nate and Serena, and it's not cool. However, Serena basically lobs her a softball by secretly meeting Carter Baizen.

He's back in NYC with intel on her dad, which is basically what brought him here to begin Season 3. Naturally, Nate catches them sneaking around and naturally, S lies.

Later, Serena explains to Nate that Carter knows something about her dad, and after distrustful Nate tells her not to see him, she snaps that he can't order her around.

At Dorota’s wedding, Carter shows up and tells Serena that he knows where the doctor is and has been this whole time: Palm Beach, Florida. He also bought her a ticket.

Of course, this being Baizen, there's always another layer. When S learns he held out on that info for a week just to have an excuse to see her, she goes to Florida solo.

Probably for the best there, S. Guy is bad news! We love that Carter keeps coming back, but this time it seemed a tad forced. Maybe we'll be pleasantly surprised later.

The drama continues when she calls Nate from Florida and Jenny picks up his GD phone. Serena asks Jenny to please have Nate call her, and to tell her she loves him.

Jenny will be doing nothing of the sort, thankyouverymuch.

What do you suppose Jenny's endgame is? No way this is going to end well. No way. Will her scheming get her what she wants, or ultimately drive her out of the UES?

Meanwhile, there was a cute side plot with Eric and his new crush, Elliot, who he learns has a girlfriend, but is actually bisexual ... with a crush on Eric. That's a new one!

Speaking of Humphreys, van der Woodsens and relationships, Rufus' story line is about to tie in to Serena's in a big way when Lily lies, of course, about her whereabouts.

Does that woman ever tell the truth? When he can't get a hold of his wife and CeCe won’t tell him where Lily is either, Rufus remains clueless at the end. But we do not.

When Serena knocks on the door to what we can only assume is her father’s hotel room in Florida, none other than Lily answers the door in a bathrobe. Great ending.

What did you think of this Gossip Girl episode? What were your favorite and least favorite aspects last night? Comment away and vote below!


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WORST EPISODE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. i never imagined i would call an episode without vanessa bad but here i am
it was like listing why chuck and blair SHOULDNT be together.horrrrrrid. i didnt like blair in this episode...bad acting in comparison to chuck's heart-wrenching performance. but i could connect with her like i always can...always love her.
dan and blair? seriously? EWWWWWW. please nooooo
and daaaaaamnit serenate...jennyy!!! hate her...eric is like...the best brother EVER.
carter is so disgusting. it was hard to like him but now i dont have to since leighton and him have broken up. TG.
and of course vanya and dorota...so amazingly cute and charming. it was a perfect wedding :)
also, serena finding lilly in mr. van der woodsen's room? CLASSIC
but sadly most shite episode till date
i want serenate and chair back!!!!!


I think Dan and Blair would be Fresh Air for the Show, they have great chemistry. You know what's funny is that most of the people cry because is most of the same, but this is something different their chemistry on screen is really something to watch, Would be a funny interesting relation ship and if they make it right it could be even funny on how things develop. Now on the new Gay guy, that was too easy. I mean couldn't they have made it more interesting to watch. "I and also like guys, and I like you" I mean there's a lot more interesting moments than that. I insist make some funny moments again like they did in season one, and Dan and Blair is seriously great material for that.


No dair, please. I can handle cb being apart for a while, but if I have to watch dan and blair kissing I'll puke.


no Dair as couple pleaseee!!!
but Im okay with them being best friends!
plus what will happen to vanessa?
if Dair happens then I think it would be best for Chuck and Jenny to hook up and Chuck deflower Jenny...I'm a Chair fan but I think only this will make Blair jealous and start craving for Chuck's attention again especially if Chuck shows so much love to Jenny and maybe even scold Blair to defend Jenny?


If Dan and Blair hook up, I will stop watching.


1.No nie to sa wasze marzenia a nie moje! No prosze was...HALO?? HALO? Do cholery jasnej!
2.Matko boska Czestochowka!
3.Nigdy mnie nie rozumieliscie, nie znacie moich potrzeb. To jest panstwo w panstwie 1. Those are not my dreams! Those are your dreams! Oh please... Halo? Halo? What the hell! ( it's really sth between What the fu*k! and What the hell!)
2.St. Mary ! ( in Poland some of the cities have their own st.Maries – here Dorota talks about one of the most famous ones from Czestochowa – she uses one of our sayings which is used when we are nervous )
3. You never understood me , you don't know anything about my needs!( And here another polish saying which doesn't mean what Cyrus said!) It means that her parents have their own rules and they don't respect her rules- they want her to live the way they think is proper. And she tellsthem that by one of polish sayings :)


People pulling for Dair made me gag on my oatmeal just now, ngl. I love the Dair moments but I don't want Dair hooking up. EW. I will not dare Dair.


Last night's episode was heartbreaking. i love CB so much, but I understand that they have to keep the show interesting...so I'm ok because i know they're ENDGAME. But seriously, if the hook up Dan and Blair I will puke.
If this EVER happens. I like them as friends but that's it. YUK, Blair belongs with Chuck people, get over DAIR. (throws up)


by the way all the games are so lame! we don't do stuff like that! and what is more Poland has the other religion than Russia !! we are catholics so it's impossible for Dorota to have a typical russian wedding - our traditional weddings take place in a church with a priest


it is so funny to hear my language ( Polish) as Dorota is calling her family .............................................................. President and people killed on Saturday RIP [*]

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Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

Dorota's family. She practically raised Blair!


Blair: [to Chuck] I don't like who I've become with you.
Chuck: Wait, Blair, don't bail on me, we have to see this through to the end.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 18 Music

  Song Artist
Midnighter Midnighter The Champs iTunes
Song Full Moon Kiss Santina
The sound The Sound Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson iTunes