The Gossip Girl Plus-Minus Index

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The Gossip Girl +/- index from New York Magazine is never to be missed. Their Tuesday morning breakdown of the previous night's episode is one of the best pieces of Gossip Girl coverage out there (at least one of the best not on this site)!

Some highlights from their take on "Inglorious Bassterds" ...

  • First thing in the morning and Serena is wearing a pleather T-shirt. Plus 2.
  • Chuck wouldn't show his hand so easily. When you start off by saying "I'll do anything," guess what you're going to end up doing? Not nothing. Minus 5.
  • Nate would believe Serena would have a “garter holster” for a phone. Plus 3.
Serena Spat
  • Why does Serena need a real knife to play Assassins the game? Minus 2
  • Dan is totally sad that Serena never threw him a surprise party. Plus 2.
  • Rufus used Bing? Come on. What is he, Rachel Zoe? Minus 6.
  • Plus 1 for Dorota's leather S&M maid cap.
  • Vanessa thinks Dan's bad breath is adorable. Shudder. But that is exactly  the kind of early relationship lie that nerds like to tell. Plus 2.
  • Serena would smell rival blonde underage poon a mile away, and like Eric, would have seen through Jenny's machinations. Minus 4.
  • Eric wouldn't show his naked Japan bathhouse friends off in front of Rufus. Stepdads are not for stranger sex stories. Minus 3.

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.