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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 2

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The second edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest has come and gone.

Thank you to everyone that participated - but, as always, there can only be one winner and we've awarded this week's prize to "Meg."

That reader clearly wants to drum up some tension between characters, as evidenced by her entry. Check it out now, underneath the photo, and remember to take part in this feature every week!

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Matt: You may have a better car Stefan but I've slept with BOTH these girls.

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Matt : "Stefan, here's the deal : if I can get the car, you can have both girls"

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M: Hey guys look, i can make a finger puppet on the car!
S: Thats uh...well...thats something.
C: Really Matt! After what you just did in there, thats all you care about. What about me! Do i even matter?

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-aquward silence-
MATT: so....who wants to go make out?
-STEFAN RAISES HIS HAND-
ELENA:im in.
CAROLINE:okay

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C: Let's go inside; it's cold and I'm STARVING.
S: Oh, you have no idea.

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stefan:so uh you guys like my porshe?
elena:wasnt it supposed to be silver?
matt: since when did u have a porshe?
coaroline:can everybody please shut up an stop focusing on this ugly dinosaur and maybe pay a little more attention to what the script says?!
matt: sorry babe im gonna have to ditch u for this car no matter what the stupid script says. so stefan you mind if i take the car for u know a little spin?
stefan: sure just dont go near the old woods. it is full of malach and i dont want u wrecking my porshe.
matt: malach? this is the show not the book.

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Matt: do you think you maybe you could let me drive it around, you know, with caroline?
Stefan: well, i think we can make an exception

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Caroline:wow,this is fun,just standing around looking at a old ass car.
Elena:Caroline your being rude
Caroline:oh Elena what else is new duh,I'm just saying
Stefan:she's entitled to her opinions Elena
(Matt stares at Elena everyone notices)
Matt:what?,i thought i saw something
Caroline:yeah they're call Elena's Breast"
(she storms off upset)
Matt:Great,just great.

Oana

Caroline: Hey,it's freaking cold in here why don't we go inside already!?
Stefan: Shhh,women! Haven't you read the script,right?! It's time for some Damon action !

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Matt: No canned blood?
Stefan: Nope.
Caroline: No sparkle?
Stefan: Nauta.
Elena: You now see I get the crap end of the deal.

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Matt: So can u give me tips on how to get my hair like yours and damons?
Stefan: Don`t even try...

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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